The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition
Lydia Bright at the Disney Store in London. (February 14, 2013)
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The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition
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Really???
She put her hand down there, what an effin tease.
“M-I-C, K-E-Y, H-A-N-D-J-O-B”
“And girls, when you touch and rub him in his no-no spot right here… he’ll give you jewelry just like the Disney Princesses have!”
“Why do I have to show you on a Mickey Mouse doll where he touched me?”
All Disney Princesses are familiar with Mickey’s nuts.
He’s not nuts. He’s fuckin’ Goofy!
Mickey looks like he’s been doing coke.