The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition

Paris Hilton at the Topshop Topman LA Opening Party in West Hollywood. (February 13, 2013)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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16 Comments
  1. Topher

    How cute, she’s growing a gunt just like her BFF Kim…

    Feb 14, 2013 at 2:44 pm /  Reply /40
  2. FattyFatty2X4

    No man is coming forward to claim this one.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 2:55 pm /  Reply /20
  3. Emma Watson's Vagina

    I’ll claim Rose McGowan’s but not this one.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 3:06 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Jacqueline Hyde

    Pregnant & 40.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 3:10 pm /  Reply /30
  5. Deacon Jones

    Wow, crystal meth is a helluva drug.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 3:20 pm /  Reply /10
  6. ThisWillHurt

    Happy VD!

    Feb 14, 2013 at 3:42 pm /  Reply /50
  7. karlito

    i thought it was a drag queen dressing as a drag queen trying to look like Paris Hiton.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 3:54 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Toe Jam

    “I got a new one, Bobby. Winky-Dinky Ho Cake…ho’s gotta eat too”.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 4:06 pm /  Reply /00
  9. McFeely Smackup

    I see she still has that weird body shape.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 4:41 pm /  Reply /10
  10. I'mCool

    channeling Nina Hartley

    Feb 14, 2013 at 4:54 pm /  Reply /10
  11. journalschism

    Morphing into her mother. There is justice in this world.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 8:00 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Cock Dr

    Aging fast…ha ha.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 9:27 pm /  Reply /10
  13. nik

    Is this just really bad lighting or did she go straight from 30 to age 50?

    Feb 15, 2013 at 12:09 am /  Reply /00
  14. vitobonespur

    At last tally, not a single fuck was given today about Paris Hilton. Film at eleven…

    Feb 15, 2013 at 4:10 am /  Reply /20
  15. Martina

    Uh oh, it’s about time for her to finance a decent sex tape

    Feb 16, 2013 at 11:52 am /  Reply /00

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