The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition
Katherine Jenkins at the Topshop Topman LA Opening Party in West Hollywood. (February 13, 2013)
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The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition
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This looks like a girl on the cross country team I used to fuck in college.
When she slept, she’d oink like a pig and paw the air with her wrists together, in a digging motion. But man, the sex was great.
Wait, you screwed Jessica Simpson??
Oh, my bad, you said cross-country team and college.
Your life sounds like it was way cooler than mine.
Notice how most of his exploits were in college. I don’t think his life’s been that cool for 10 or 15 years now.
Still, what’s that old saying? “It is better to have plowed and fled, than to have never spelunked in the bunk at all?”
Tom,
You are correct about that one!
Generic bleach blond with fake boobs attends a generic hollywood party and is photographed in generic pose.
Feel free to reuse that caption 30 or 40 times this week.
She’s sexy.
Topshop Topman LA Opening Party?
… guess the Mensa meeting was full.
Is Dinklage behind her and did he just shove his finger up her butt?
She just walked in on the Jonas Bros. sandwiching Vilder.