1. This looks like a girl on the cross country team I used to fuck in college.

    When she slept, she’d oink like a pig and paw the air with her wrists together, in a digging motion. But man, the sex was great.

  2. Generic bleach blond with fake boobs attends a generic hollywood party and is photographed in generic pose.

    Feel free to reuse that caption 30 or 40 times this week.

  3. Topshop Topman LA Opening Party?

    … guess the Mensa meeting was full.

  4. Is Dinklage behind her and did he just shove his finger up her butt?

  5. She just walked in on the Jonas Bros. sandwiching Vilder.

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