She’s waaaayyy out of his date range….

He is such a douche.

I hope she turned around and slapped him with an entrenching tool.

This guy made a bajillion dollars convincing stupid chicks to show off their tits and yell ‘Woo Hoo!’. We hate him why now?

Brows Gone Wild

Good to know he learned something from his jail time.

That old bag actually has a great bod!

Promoting her new book “MILFS Gone Hog Wild”

So let’s see….. joe francis would ply young women up with liquor and then get the intoxicated you women to have their naked bodies filmed. And in process joe francis became a gazillionaire.

joe francis sound like a great upstanding fellow no?

Surprise Anal!

(he learned it in prison – from the other end)

“If you’re drowning in pussy, you can always swim to the butt.”

Girls Gone Raped

Heather didn’t lose her virginity until she was 27. She has to make for lost time. She’ll take it anyway she can get it.

She looks like a fish.

Where are the assassins when we need them?

Surpreiz buttsecks aside, he’s looking suspiciously non-douchey here. That makes me nervous. What is he up to?

Looks like “Sh*t girls say” has a new photo for their book.

A “Francis” by birth, but a “Kardashian” by…. well I think this pictures explains it all.

“Hey, that ain’t no way to be treatin’ a lady! Someone shoot that sum-bitch!”

…and all she got was a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt.

Rape, it is what he does best. Usually it would be someone her daughter’s age though.

Herpes addled fuck. Him too.

Who let him out of prison??

“Heather, I’m not gonna lie to you. I have no idea what this is. But we need to lance it, because I’m sure it’s gonna go malignant FAST.”

That is one beastly looking woman. What the hell is wrong with her face?

Little know fact: Her face was the inspiration for Jigsaw’s puppet in Saw.

God, I hate Joe FRancis!!!

Her legs severely test the saying, “You can never be too thin or too rich.”

disrespectful ass.