1. ThisWillHurt

    She really raises the BAR when it comes to- I hate myself.

  2. catapostrophe

    That’s one pretty linebacker.

  3. A sudden urge to go play basketball. Or go eat melons. Or just tittyfuck that lady.

  4. “I keh mah maf lie is teh I cah hah my tif ah lis rehmoo.”

  5. I can’t look at her after she made out with that creature for Go Daddy.

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