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That’s how you sprain a testicle…
This Harlem shake bullshit has got to stop.
You put your left leg in, your left leg out….
What exactly are they practicing?
No way that’s Becks. There’s no hand on his balls.
“….and THAT is how you block a knee with your nutsack”
Team Zissou hat without the shoes? WTF?
David Beckham, seen here blowing out his MCL, gets ready for another season being injured
‘He watched in slow motion as the opponents knee began its violent ascent toward his golden balls…endorsement deals and having already seeded four children passed through his mind…it was an acceptable risk…nothing to do, but take it like a man.’
Just imagine the beatings you would have taken in high school if you’d worn runners like that.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock
did he just break his ankle?
Not scratching balls, not Beckham.
DANCE BREAK!
Oh No! Beck’s heel has just broken.