The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition

Pauly Shore (Yes, I know I'm a bastard for this.) in Miami. (February 13, 2013)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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13 Comments
  1. Gilberator

    I hate you with all that I am.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 2:52 pm /  Reply /40
  2. Dick Hell

    He’s got the motivational soundtrack and everything… Pauly takes his Kegels seriously.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 2:53 pm /  Reply /20
  3. FattyFatty2X4

    Why wasn’t this a nude beach?!?!

    Feb 14, 2013 at 2:56 pm /  Reply /10
  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    Pretty sure I can see his biodome.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 3:42 pm /  Reply /10
  5. McFeely Smackup

    at least he didn’t free the weasle.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 4:42 pm /  Reply /10
  6. Juch

    What paparazzi is wasting his time on this guy?

    Feb 14, 2013 at 5:07 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Bat Guano

    From Hell’s Heart I spit my last breath at thee.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 6:06 pm /  Reply /00
  8. John Travolta

    Doesn’t this guy have a dick and a pair? They look to be missing in action.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 6:31 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Beefy_McSourballs

    ouch.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 6:44 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Cock Dr

    This could have been so much worse so I ain’t bitching.
    It is Valentine’s Day after all and you know PhotoBoy wanted to do something special.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 9:31 pm /  Reply /20
  11. vitobonespur

    “Yo, Pauly. I think you’d feel ever so much more comfortable if you’d take off your swimming trunks before you take that dump!”

    Feb 14, 2013 at 9:51 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Dereck Bryce Nation

    Tits, tits, tits, awesome tits, ass, PAULY SHORE SCROTUM. Thanks for aggressively murdering my rodney, photoboy.

    Feb 16, 2013 at 5:30 pm /  Reply /00

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