1. I hate you with all that I am.

  2. Dick Hell

    He’s got the motivational soundtrack and everything… Pauly takes his Kegels seriously.

  3. FattyFatty2X4

    Why wasn’t this a nude beach?!?!

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    Pretty sure I can see his biodome.

  5. at least he didn’t free the weasle.

  6. Juch

    What paparazzi is wasting his time on this guy?

  7. Bat Guano

    From Hell’s Heart I spit my last breath at thee.

  8. John Travolta

    Doesn’t this guy have a dick and a pair? They look to be missing in action.

  9. Cock Dr

    This could have been so much worse so I ain’t bitching.
    It is Valentine’s Day after all and you know PhotoBoy wanted to do something special.

  10. “Yo, Pauly. I think you’d feel ever so much more comfortable if you’d take off your swimming trunks before you take that dump!”

  11. Tits, tits, tits, awesome tits, ass, PAULY SHORE SCROTUM. Thanks for aggressively murdering my rodney, photoboy.

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