superficial

  1. Phil

    I had no idea Hannibal Lecter had gotten into the bodyguard business. He looks good.

  2. “When I’ve made you look like the spoiled douche you are, then you have my permission to die…”

  3. CK

    Yes, I know they stink, but that’s not nice!

  4. Frank Burns

    Bane wearing the latest in menswear from the Fashion League of Shadows.

  5. DeucePickle

    I guess our punishment must be more severe.

  6. I suddenly have the taste for a nice Chianti.

  7. I am Bel Aire’s reckonning!

  8. ThisWillHurt

    “When your father’s career is in ashes . . . then you have my permission to rap.”

  9. Seriously, is that dude in front for real, or have I taken waaay to much cold medication?

  10. Mike701

    Bane I said capture the spawn of the Prince of Gotham. not the Prince of Bel Air!

  11. Fredical

    I can’t do it. I can’t say, “That’s a lovely, lovely voice.”

  12. Cock Dr

    Jada is obviously in league with the lizards.

  13. There’s a Dana White joke here, and I’m failing miserably.

  14. And then Talia Ras Douche will betray Bane and stab him in the back.

  15. AMcF

    Hardened your nipples, didn’t it?

  16. BP

    I thought Bane died in the end……

  17. i whip mah bane back n forf.
    i whip mah bane back n forf.
    back n forf.
    back n forf.
    i whip mah bane back n forf.

  18. Fishballs

    IAMWILLOSHMITHSHRECKONING

  19. John

    Bane is gonna kill them later

  20. You have my permission to hate

  21. What Happens When You Put Danny DeVito’s Penguin in Bane’s Mask and other Batman mash-ups no one really asked for.

  22. Axerty

    You merely adopted the fame, Willow was born into it.

  23. cc

    I used to wear something like that in hockey. I hope to hell he’s wearing a new one.

  24. cabora

    she looks so much like will smith… not good

  25. lawn

    Later, he’ll eat her liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

  26. He’s holding them hostage for…..”one meeeeelion dollars.”

  27. When the checks stopped coming in, Bane realized he needed a real job.

  28. Why is Bane their bodyguard? Shit just got real.

  29. Max

    You’re not fooling anyone Gru!

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