The Crap We Missed: Valentine's Edition

Genevieve Morton visiting the Forevermark Diamond Suite at The Cosmopolitan in Vegas. (February 13, 2013)
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7 Comments
  1. Cock Dr

    If you don’t mind the grease this might be the girl for you.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 4:14 pm /  Reply /40
  2. OrangeBarbie

    Which wax museum is this again?

    Feb 14, 2013 at 4:42 pm /  Reply /20
  3. Don Zaloog

    Looks like she comes pre-lubed.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 5:18 pm /  Reply /20
  4. Jessie

    Her hair is really frizzy.

    Shit, does this mean I’m gay?

    Wait, I have a vagina.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 6:15 pm /  Reply /10
  5. cc

    Looks like she mistook a pat of butter for a wetnap.

    Feb 14, 2013 at 9:09 pm /  Reply /00
  6. El Jefe

    Left in the oven for way too long.

    Feb 15, 2013 at 12:27 am /  Reply /00
  7. vitobonespur

    And yet one more pulchritudinous pudenda purveyor slithers through the inner sanctum of The Superficial leaving sexually charged memories in her wake as her would-be spoor…

    Don’t ask. It’s late and I’m tired.

    Feb 15, 2013 at 3:24 am /  Reply /00

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