If you don’t mind the grease this might be the girl for you.
Which wax museum is this again?
Looks like she comes pre-lubed.
Her hair is really frizzy.
Shit, does this mean I’m gay?
Wait, I have a vagina.
Looks like she mistook a pat of butter for a wetnap.
Left in the oven for way too long.
And yet one more pulchritudinous pudenda purveyor slithers through the inner sanctum of The Superficial leaving sexually charged memories in her wake as her would-be spoor…
Don’t ask. It’s late and I’m tired.
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