Cube still has street cred in Russia? Guess they don’t have Coors Light ads there. Punk-ass.
…seriously, just when you think someone can’t sink any lower. what a douche. he’ll prol come out with a line of headphones next.
Is that Shirley Hemphill?
LOL all he’ s missing is the comb
Checkin’ yourself or wreckin’ yourself?
Oh, Rihanna, your ‘fro looks beautiful.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
A quick shave above each ear & he ain’t gettin’ on no plane, fool
“Putin said knock you out! I’m gonna knock you out!”
In Soviet Russia, police fuck YOU!
“Hell no I ain’t CoCo’s husband!!!”
How the fuck do you rhyme Medvedev, bitch?
If there’s one thing the Russians know, it’s gangsta rap.
Bend over, Putin! I’m comin’ in!
In Soviet Russia, you wreck yourself before you check yourself.
I thought this was Craig Robinson (Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Pineapple Express)
When did that guy from “Are We There Yet” start rapping?
Watch your back, Ice Cube! N.W.A. said they were “…gon’ cut yo’ hair off and fuck you with a broomstick”! Or, if it’s just Dre, he’ll fuck you out of $300 for a pair of shitty Monster headphones.
That reminds me – I need to buy a new toilet brush.
Cube doing the Bernie Mac face
Called up the Ruskies and I’m askin y’all
Which dilapidated, needle infested parking lot are yall playin rock-bucket basketball?
“Ey! Dude in the fur hat, what did I tell you about turning off your cellphone when the Cube is on stage? I am an artist and I’m not going to tell you again! Now where was I…oh yes, FUCK THE PO-LICE!
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