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  1. it had to be said

    Cube still has street cred in Russia? Guess they don’t have Coors Light ads there. Punk-ass.

    • eatme

      …seriously, just when you think someone can’t sink any lower. what a douche. he’ll prol come out with a line of headphones next.

  2. Is that Shirley Hemphill?

  3. just here for laughs

    Checkin’ yourself or wreckin’ yourself?

  4. peepee

    Oh, Rihanna, your ‘fro looks beautiful.

  5. Mushmouth

    Hey! Hey! Hey!

  6. A quick shave above each ear & he ain’t gettin’ on no plane, fool

  7. Raoul

    “Putin said knock you out! I’m gonna knock you out!”

  8. In Soviet Russia, police fuck YOU!

  9. “Hell no I ain’t CoCo’s husband!!!”

  10. Perplexity

    How the fuck do you rhyme Medvedev, bitch?

  11. If there’s one thing the Russians know, it’s gangsta rap.

  12. Bend over, Putin! I’m comin’ in!

  13. Richard McBeef

    In Soviet Russia, you wreck yourself before you check yourself.

  14. Mandy

    I thought this was Craig Robinson (Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Pineapple Express)

  15. When did that guy from “Are We There Yet” start rapping?

  16. Watch your back, Ice Cube! N.W.A. said they were “…gon’ cut yo’ hair off and fuck you with a broomstick”! Or, if it’s just Dre, he’ll fuck you out of $300 for a pair of shitty Monster headphones.

  17. Bouncy Castle, London, UK

    That reminds me – I need to buy a new toilet brush.

  18. StoneAge

    Cube doing the Bernie Mac face

  19. Called up the Ruskies and I’m askin y’all
    Which dilapidated, needle infested parking lot are yall playin rock-bucket basketball?

  20. cheese mitts

    “Ey! Dude in the fur hat, what did I tell you about turning off your cellphone when the Cube is on stage? I am an artist and I’m not going to tell you again! Now where was I…oh yes, FUCK THE PO-LICE!

  21. Clown Shoes

    Mr. Cube was quoted as calling the Russian people racists and wanting to know why no black people were allowed into the concert.

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