Lady nothing hit it… It heard you laughing. period.
(bird lifts heads, swallows peebles in road and chokes dead)
Just pick it up and move it, you stupid cow.
It must have landed in her career…
Tries? Tries what the fuckin Jedi mind trick?
that would be the worst noise ever to wake up from a nap to! i dont care what species you are.
“I still don’t know how my voice can bring these things down”
Rescue? I’ll have you know, baby birds are susceptible to extremely annoying sound waves. I say that poor bird’ a Martyr.
SSSSKKKKKEEEEEEECCHCHH THUD! “Whew thank goodness thought I hit the bird”
“I might be able to save this bird if I don’t say anything”
Raise your hand if you beat off to the nanny.
Fuck you, I was 13 and the TV was on mute.
After 20 minutes Fran realized the bird was a run over piece of dogshit…and found a metaphor for her own career.
*raises hand* and I’d still hit it.
“watch – I can poop out another one”
Just spread open your legs. It will think that hairy mess is a nest.
Looks like ‘stalking it’ would be a more apt description.
Turns out it was just a turd.
Good for her, a dead bird will be a lot easier to bring back from the dead than her career.
Its actually crawling into traffic.
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