superficial

  1. whiskeyafternoon

    Never before has a surname been so apt.

  2. “Throw up your hands! Stick out your tush!”

  3. it had to be said

    Potty is stage left, Mr. Oldman.

  4. Anthony

    So I assume he’s the Tinker in the movie?

  5. Michelle

    Porn star or pedophile?

  6. Bart S.

    “Heidi-ho neighbor!”

  7. Venom

    So the child molester mustache is in vogue this year I see.

  8. chikaty

    ok so what is the age that old men get to when they decide to start wearing dress shoes without socks

  9. toopier

    Is that the boss from Mr. Mom trying to dance? You’re doing it wrong!

  10. Shuffle, shuffle, ball chain, kick!

  11. Good thing his fly is up…otherwise he’d look like a cartoonish pedophile.

  12. tlmck

    Mr. Wizard has to pee.

  13. Channeling Clem Cadiddlehopper.

  14. Colin

    “Shhhh! I’m incognito! Call me by my alias, Martin Mull.”

  15. Mike Walker

    He’s turning into the dad from Alf, minus the crack and gay sex with homeless dudes.

  16. Uncle Phil

    This is the man Kiedis was delivering the kid to.

  17. catapostrophe

    It looks like someone to the right of the cameraman is making like he or she is about to sling a baseball at Oldman’s stomach.

  18. cheese mitts

    “I was explicitly told there would be NO dodgeball on the red carpet!”

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