She was touched.
You’re not Gretchen Rossi!
is it treasonous to put the american flag in direct contact with venereal diseases?
Looks like Pacino has the same response…
This is, hands down, THE funniest photo I have ever seen posted on The Superficial! Laughed so hard… SO HARD!!
PS: I think she’s a zombie, that face ain’t natural.
AGREED – man, I needed a good laugh – LOVE IT! :)
Too true!! I laughed out-loud at this!!
she looks like one of those freaky things from The Grudge
Howdy Doody wasn’t a real boy, but here’s his sister.
I don’t know what’s back there but when a teenage boy reacts that way to a girl in a bikini, something has gone horribly wrong.
The first thing I thought about when I saw this pic, was sausage wrapped in pancakes. The pig in a blanket of VD.
lol my friend met this chick as she was freaking out screaming that the paps were going to get her. She was acting like she was some sort of B-lister. I don’t even KNOW who she is for her to be on ANY list.
folks, i just saw Tara Reid’s crotch. So right now this girl is ..is.. um
You mean you saw Tara Reid’s panties covering her crotch. You might be interested in the Sears wish book if panties make you feel this good.
+ 1 J.R.
Just be glad you ain’t seeing it from the front, kid.
But we aren’t seeing it from the back either….chances are a whole lot of cottage cheese and her ass gnawing on the bottoms are going on back there.
OMG Mom no!
Take a look at the kid that is right behind her: PRICELESS!
he looks like he found a pubic hair in his soup LOLOL
“WHAT tha fuuuuck??!!”
And theres always a 12 year old white boy saying it all with his eyes.
theres always a kid in the background that says it all with his eyes
There’s nothing more sexy than the sight of leakage dripping down one’s shin.
ah, it is pretty nice from the neck down. However, the kid is classic.
OHHH say can you Smell…
Not knowing (or caring, now) who Phoebe is, I first thought it was the scary, scary Octomom.
It’s OK, kid. You’ll hit puberty soon enough. Then you’ll understand.
And before you remind me that she is mediocre and skanky, just remember how pubscent boys think.
Ah good, we can finally put the nature over nurture argument to rest, this is how homosexuality happens.
Red, White and…Brown?
I didn’t realize that Mason Verger from Hannibal was a redhead!
“Take car. Go to Malibu. Kill Phoebe, grab kid, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?”
I don’t know who she is, but her desperation for fame is palpable.
I defy you to tell me this isn’t Chucky after a sex change operation! We will not be fooled by breasts and patriotism you psychotic doll you!!!
Red White and Eww
That fair must have been weak if the best celebrity they could find was the weird looking chick from Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” video.
I think that kid found Captain Winky.
meanwhile the hispanic paparazzi puts down his camera…”No..No senor eez not worth eet. Aye Dios Mio. La Chupacabra….”
So who is this chick and what has she ever done??? Is she some reality “star”?
Red, White, and Ewww!
He spotted the tail!
Star spangled bikini – $35
Professional grade paparazzi photo lens – $1,299
Look on a young boy’s face when the words “my mom looks better naked” accidentally pop into mind – priceless.
Somebody get me an extra large gunny sack. On second thoughts, better make that two!
Look at his right arm lock up, he’s having a stroke cause of her
How vampires commit suicide.
clown shoes FTW
I’m guessing the Annual Labor Day Chili Cookoff resulted in some shart action that the kid was the first to notice.
thanks. vacation was great, but it sucks to be back at my job…which I’m still not doing.
The kid’s face is priceless and says it all.
Who is this nasty bitch and why is she always on celeb websites?
How did that kid see her face from behind? I feel sad for this him. His puberty is now ruined.
“I see dead people.”
The kid is thinking: “Damn! That thing is huge!”
Quoth the Superficial: “nothing could be worse than Avril Lavigne”. So here I present… nothing.
Why’s she got a banana stuffed in the back of her… OMG!
She appears to have had shin work done.
The Price is Wrong!
“That is the worst case of haemerroids I’ve ever seen!”
who the fuck is pheobe price?
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