Ah good, we can finally put the nature over nurture argument to rest, this is how homosexuality happens.
Red, White and…Brown?
I didn’t realize that Mason Verger from Hannibal was a redhead!
“Take car. Go to Malibu. Kill Phoebe, grab kid, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?”
I don’t know who she is, but her desperation for fame is palpable.
I defy you to tell me this isn’t Chucky after a sex change operation! We will not be fooled by breasts and patriotism you psychotic doll you!!!
Red White and Eww
That fair must have been weak if the best celebrity they could find was the weird looking chick from Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” video.
I think that kid found Captain Winky.
meanwhile the hispanic paparazzi puts down his camera…”No..No senor eez not worth eet. Aye Dios Mio. La Chupacabra….”
So who is this chick and what has she ever done??? Is she some reality “star”?
Red, White, and Ewww!
He spotted the tail!
Star spangled bikini – $35
Professional grade paparazzi photo lens – $1,299
Look on a young boy’s face when the words “my mom looks better naked” accidentally pop into mind – priceless.
Somebody get me an extra large gunny sack. On second thoughts, better make that two!
Look at his right arm lock up, he’s having a stroke cause of her
How vampires commit suicide.
clown shoes FTW
I’m guessing the Annual Labor Day Chili Cookoff resulted in some shart action that the kid was the first to notice.
thanks. vacation was great, but it sucks to be back at my job…which I’m still not doing.
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