1. Deacon Jones

    “……Oh, the boots? We had them tailor made out of his umbilical chord. Pleather doesn’t talk to me.”

  2. Gay Hitler say, “Fancy a Ruby Murray?”

  3. Christ, two inches off each side of that mustache and he’d be Hitler.

  4. it had to be said

    This guy has not made a decent song in 15 years and wears a porn ‘stache. Isn’t time for him to “take some time away from the public and raise” his daughter?

  5. bbiowa

    The child is twelve, but has been fed only organic turnip shavings and disdain.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    They’re dungarees for hipsters. I call them Ass Holsters.

  7. Not a single penis between them…

  8. Venom

    Seriously, what is with that creepy fucking mustache?

  9. toopier

    Sign your copy of Maneater? I can’t go for that. No can do.

  10. Swearin

    “Need I remind you that you are already in this sex offender registry? Now put the child down and walk away…”

  11. Perplexity

    sssorray – no time to sign autographs. I have a gay porn shoot in 5. Layterr

  12. Clown Shoes

    “Hey Anthony, how about a toothbrush?”

  13. SSHGuru

    What is that scary looking man doing with that cute little girl….

  14. Now there’s a boy who will want to be called Chastity some day.

  15. Everly Bear??? C’mon, man! Give yourself a good, swift kick in the nuts!

  16. bethy

    Was he this pretentious before the mustache?

  17. Colin

    “Kid, what’s with the hair, the striped overalls, and the Uggs? Have you no dignity?”

    “My parents named me Everly Bear. What dignity?”

  18. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    So THAT’S what happened to the gay butler from all of the Scooby-Doo cartoons.

  19. Sebastian

    Kid, just be glad he isn’t carrying a bag of apricots.

  20. Felix the cat

    At some point, the Hollywood cabal that includes Gwenyth Paltrow got ahold of this great man and made him a pompous piece of shit…. how very sad.

  21. Coyote

    Hypocrite – Vegan my ass; I see animal by-products

  22. dontlooknow

    He’s raising a junior douchebag.

  23. Uncle Phil

    There is no way I would let a guy looking like that walk off with a kid without calling the cops.

  24. Steelerchick

    lol !!

  25. AnnaDraconida

    Nice of him to let Everly borrow his footwear.

  26. cheese mitts

    “Yeah, well, the reason I make this face is the same reason I named my son Everly Bear. Drugs.”

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