Anthony Kiedis and his son Everly Bear at the BBC Studios in London. (September 5, 2011)
“……Oh, the boots? We had them tailor made out of his umbilical chord. Pleather doesn’t talk to me.”
Gay Hitler say, “Fancy a Ruby Murray?”
Christ, two inches off each side of that mustache and he’d be Hitler.
This guy has not made a decent song in 15 years and wears a porn ‘stache. Isn’t time for him to “take some time away from the public and raise” his daughter?
The child is twelve, but has been fed only organic turnip shavings and disdain.
They’re dungarees for hipsters. I call them Ass Holsters.
Not a single penis between them…
I guess you’ve never seen them perform with only a sock on.
Seriously, what is with that creepy fucking mustache?
Sign your copy of Maneater? I can’t go for that. No can do.
“Need I remind you that you are already in this sex offender registry? Now put the child down and walk away…”
sssorray – no time to sign autographs. I have a gay porn shoot in 5. Layterr
“Hey Anthony, how about a toothbrush?”
What is that scary looking man doing with that cute little girl….
Now there’s a boy who will want to be called Chastity some day.
Everly Bear??? C’mon, man! Give yourself a good, swift kick in the nuts!
Was he this pretentious before the mustache?
“Kid, what’s with the hair, the striped overalls, and the Uggs? Have you no dignity?”
“My parents named me Everly Bear. What dignity?”
So THAT’S what happened to the gay butler from all of the Scooby-Doo cartoons.
Kid, just be glad he isn’t carrying a bag of apricots.
At some point, the Hollywood cabal that includes Gwenyth Paltrow got ahold of this great man and made him a pompous piece of shit…. how very sad.
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