1. “Guess what everybody?!?!?! My daughter hasn’t sat on this yet!!”

  2. whiskeyafternoon

    the black Jesus wears lavender. of course!

  3. Deacon Jones

    “Who should I shoot, honey? lol, our daughter? Besides her, silly!”

  4. The last thing Montana Fishburne ever saw.

  5. bbiowa

    Cowboy Curtis has done well.

  6. bob and david

    “off ma’ land.. “

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “And now let’s listen to ‘Those were the days’ by Mary Hopkins!”

  8. Cock Dr

    Where’s the daughter? Still out working in the the adult entertainment industry? Or maybe serving some jailtime?

  9. I thought they had Ghaddaffi cornered, he looks fine.

  10. Morpheus is married to Zoe??

  11. Freddo

    Wave and smile all you want, we still haven’t forgotten that your daughter is a whore.

  12. chikaty

    is he wearing a moo moo?

  13. Ismoss

    Che c’e’ di nuovo? mother fucker!

  14. He’ll always be Cowboy Curtis to me.

  15. “look who’s up in the belltower now crackers!”

  16. Didn’t they arrest the DC sniper?

  17. bethy

    “They don’t give a SHIT here!”

  18. Sin

    Gina is checking her pictures for a new man since that one quit CSI. She needs a money maker.

  19. Pippy Longcockings

    “I’m too fat to do Kung Fu now, so I’ve just started shooting people.”

  20. vlad

    He’s about to shoot Gwyneth on the boat…see, his wife took the previous picture as recon

  21. Codot

    He used to hand out Red Pills, but the look on Torres’ face says maybe he should try the Blue Pill.

  22. Big_Mike

    “Gap teeth in her mouth so my dicks gots ta fit”

  23. cheese mitts

    “This is what happens when your whore of a daughter decides to do porn for attention! How’s this for attention, honey?!? Wheeeee…”

  24. cheese mitts

    “Also, Imma need that tape.”

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