“Guess what everybody?!?!?! My daughter hasn’t sat on this yet!!”
the black Jesus wears lavender. of course!
“Who should I shoot, honey? lol, our daughter? Besides her, silly!”
The last thing Montana Fishburne ever saw.
Cowboy Curtis has done well.
“off ma’ land.. “
“And now let’s listen to ‘Those were the days’ by Mary Hopkins!”
Where’s the daughter? Still out working in the the adult entertainment industry? Or maybe serving some jailtime?
I thought they had Ghaddaffi cornered, he looks fine.
Morpheus is married to Zoe??
I always think of her as Jasmine!
Wave and smile all you want, we still haven’t forgotten that your daughter is a whore.
is he wearing a moo moo?
Che c’e’ di nuovo? mother fucker!
He’ll always be Cowboy Curtis to me.
“look who’s up in the belltower now crackers!”
Didn’t they arrest the DC sniper?
“They don’t give a SHIT here!”
Gina is checking her pictures for a new man since that one quit CSI. She needs a money maker.
“I’m too fat to do Kung Fu now, so I’ve just started shooting people.”
He’s about to shoot Gwyneth on the boat…see, his wife took the previous picture as recon
He used to hand out Red Pills, but the look on Torres’ face says maybe he should try the Blue Pill.
“Gap teeth in her mouth so my dicks gots ta fit”
“This is what happens when your whore of a daughter decides to do porn for attention! How’s this for attention, honey?!? Wheeeee…”
“Also, Imma need that tape.”
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