1. dontkillthemessenger

    At least 3 of these bitches are cute.

    Sorry, girl in the blue coat.

  2. it had to be said

    I think Marco Polo Airport must be somewhere in New Jersey.

  3. Bobin

    Eyeliner as thick as eyebrows. Get a mirror bitches.

  4. noname

    The one on the right forgot to wear skanky make-up. Therefore, Zac is less interested.

  5. SIN

    Teal coat girl needs a nose job REAL bad.

  6. Johnny P!


  7. Bionic_Crouton

    “Ladies, this is not Mr. Cruise and he is not auditioning wives for the not a cult real religion of Scientology.”

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I’m not sure but I think this says the guy in the middle is Tutenkhamun

  9. tlmck

    The two girls on the ends just realized he is gay.

  10. That look says, “Yes. I will have sex with all of you.”

  11. 1 out of 3 guidettes are excited to be in this picture.

  12. Josie

    the chic in the teal jacket looks like she should be on jersey shore or something

  13. cagster

    She’d get her teeth fixed, but her money gets eaten up by kohl eyeliner…

  14. Find the XX chromosomal makeup.

  15. “Did you say your dad was coming to pick you up? What’s he like?”

  16. Swearin

    “Hey girls…can you introduce me to the Situation?”

  17. Queef Sister

    His new movie is a mashup of High School Musical and the Blair Witch Project. It’s rated PG-13 but still kinda edgy.

  18. Lohan's Parole Officer

    4 bitches walk into a bar…

  19. You know your fame is slipping when these are the types of fans you now have.

  20. Yummm! Eeny…Meeny…Minee…Mo…

  21. Bumpits and liquid liner? I thought Italians were supposed to be fashion forward.

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