At least 3 of these bitches are cute.
Sorry, girl in the blue coat.
The color is aquamarine, dumbass.
I think Marco Polo Airport must be somewhere in New Jersey.
Eyeliner as thick as eyebrows. Get a mirror bitches.
The one on the right forgot to wear skanky make-up. Therefore, Zac is less interested.
Teal coat girl needs a nose job REAL bad.
I was so distracted by the eyeliner, I didn’t even notice.
That is mean! She also need her teeth bleached and fixed and something done with her hair. Also, maybe a trip to a mall that wasn’t built in the 20th century.
“Ladies, this is not Mr. Cruise and he is not auditioning wives for the not a cult real religion of Scientology.”
I’m not sure but I think this says the guy in the middle is Tutenkhamun
The two girls on the ends just realized he is gay.
That look says, “Yes. I will have sex with all of you.”
1 out of 3 guidettes are excited to be in this picture.
Are they considered guidettes if they’re actually in Italy?
the chic in the teal jacket looks like she should be on jersey shore or something
not enough spray-tan
She’d get her teeth fixed, but her money gets eaten up by kohl eyeliner…
Find the XX chromosomal makeup.
“Did you say your dad was coming to pick you up? What’s he like?”
“Hey girls…can you introduce me to the Situation?”
His new movie is a mashup of High School Musical and the Blair Witch Project. It’s rated PG-13 but still kinda edgy.
4 bitches walk into a bar…
You know your fame is slipping when these are the types of fans you now have.
You mean completely disinterested fans?
Uninterested, not disinterested. By a fucking dictionary.
Buy, not by. Hire a fucking proofreader.
And dictionaries are free(ish) nowadays. Get a fucking Internets [sic]. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disinterested
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