if by love you mean someone to make sure you’re dressed properly…

Down boy, not here.

“Yes, my little friend. We’re not scuba diving. Feel free to explore.”

Once seated, he’s going to pour some salt in there and then dip celery in it as a snack during the movie.

Actually, a better fitting shirt might be all you need…

After playing “Hide the Brosnan”, Pierce cleans up and makes his way to the next contestant.

Counting the minutes until he can gracefully leave, go back to the hotel and take off the monkey suit.

Amazing how those fluffers manage to stay just out of camera range.

OK, next insert gerbil…

You can’t spell Romney without Money. And you can’t spell Brosnan without Barons. Money Barons. Both have goofy first names. And they look like twins. I’m not a conspiracy freak, just sayin’.

Hahahaha.

That’s all.

“Alright, then. No need to laugh. You could have just said, ‘No’. Damn, I remember a time when taking out all of my 007 would make the girls go into a tizzy. Damn, you Father Time!”

I find it incredible that he can look about 80% together after just coming to.

OMG … is that Tara Reid on the left?