1. lily

    TOOOOOOL

  2. EricLr

    Waiting for Dollhouse’s “American Psycho Lookalike Contest” to begin.

    • BlackManUSAonTwitter

      “My ascot is so smooth. The finest silks from India. Luckily, not made by those filthy untouchables! I heard music by a snake charmer when I was there. I didn’t like it: too black sounding…umm….oh, you’re not a racist….I have to return some videotapes…”

    • Queef Sister

      And then he killed all those bitches with a chainsaw…

  3. Bigalkie

    Is it Hillbilly prom night already? Mountain folk graduate at thirty.

  4. it had to be said

    Face pubes for $800, Alex.

  5. Smapdi

    The haunted, psychotic look of someone who has walked in on Bruce and Kris Jenner in the shower.

  6. savedatwins

    the real patrick bateman would never grow a beard. It would interfere with his skincare routine.

    • Animal

      You should look at the picture again. This douche isn’t capable of growing a beard.

    • The real Patrick Bateman would fix his rabbit teeth, too. And then the orthodontist who joked with him about the rabbit teeth before fixing them would get a Montblanc Special Edition Herbert von Karajan fountain pen in the ear.

  7. Bionic_Crouton

    He looks like he’s starring in the middle school production of “American Psycho”.

  8. TheTrooffairy

    Yep. Still creepy as shit.

  9. Josie

    Scott Douchebag

  10. He’s one screw up away from being replaced by a black athlete or rapper.

  11. Fer fuck sake, Scott, go wash your face!

  12. Douche Wars Episode I: Disick vs. Mayer

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