Waiting for Dollhouse’s “American Psycho Lookalike Contest” to begin.
“My ascot is so smooth. The finest silks from India. Luckily, not made by those filthy untouchables! I heard music by a snake charmer when I was there. I didn’t like it: too black sounding…umm….oh, you’re not a racist….I have to return some videotapes…”
And then he killed all those bitches with a chainsaw…
Is it Hillbilly prom night already? Mountain folk graduate at thirty.
Face pubes for $800, Alex.
The haunted, psychotic look of someone who has walked in on Bruce and Kris Jenner in the shower.
the real patrick bateman would never grow a beard. It would interfere with his skincare routine.
You should look at the picture again. This douche isn’t capable of growing a beard.
The real Patrick Bateman would fix his rabbit teeth, too. And then the orthodontist who joked with him about the rabbit teeth before fixing them would get a Montblanc Special Edition Herbert von Karajan fountain pen in the ear.
He looks like he’s starring in the middle school production of “American Psycho”.
Yep. Still creepy as shit.
He’s one screw up away from being replaced by a black athlete or rapper.
Fer fuck sake, Scott, go wash your face!
Douche Wars Episode I: Disick vs. Mayer
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