The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.4.12

Joaquin Phoenix at the premiere of The Master during The 69th Venice International Film Festival. (September 1, 2012)
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18 Comments
  1. Topher

    “No drugs here.. No sirree. Now, if that yellow elephant looks at me ONE more time, I will lose it.”

    Sep 4, 2012 at 5:18 pm /  Reply /120
  2. Bootology

    Those rappers and their Brooks Brothers suits…

    Sep 4, 2012 at 5:28 pm /  Reply /60
  3. Bigalkie

    Disturbed

    Sep 4, 2012 at 5:30 pm /  Reply /11
  4. Gin&Tonic

    “SHIT! did I leave my bag of the primo weed on the back seat AGAIN? godamnit, those f’ing valets had better keep their hands off or I’m going to start singing at them

    Sep 4, 2012 at 5:46 pm /  Reply /40
  5. Frank Burns

    “Dammit, my shorts always ride up when I walk down some stairs.”

    Sep 4, 2012 at 5:47 pm /  Reply /20
  6. tlmck

    Sorry Joaquin. The “Little Tea Pot” routine has already been done recently.

    Sep 4, 2012 at 6:23 pm /  Reply /50
  7. TheTrooffairy

    “Drug nugget down!! Must…keep…cheeks….tight…”

    Sep 4, 2012 at 6:36 pm /  Reply /10
  8. ksmack

    Old and rode hard: not a good look bro.

    Sep 4, 2012 at 6:37 pm /  Reply /24
  9. neo_v

    Am I not Merciful!!!

    Sep 4, 2012 at 7:27 pm /  Reply /70
  10. Georgio

    Holy Christ. It looks like he’s been to all 69 of them, too.

    Sep 4, 2012 at 8:20 pm /  Reply /50
  11. Raaaaaaaa

    suit by Lowes

    Sep 4, 2012 at 8:26 pm /  Reply /01
  12. joe

    Doctor Emmitt Brown, the early years.

    Sep 4, 2012 at 8:47 pm /  Reply /20
  13. Lohan's Parole Officer

    Uhhhh? I’m putting him on the Celebrity death watch list. Anyone anyone?

    Sep 5, 2012 at 12:56 am /  Reply /01
  14. DustyCortez

    Overexposure of Tom’s thetans will do that to you

    Sep 5, 2012 at 6:30 am /  Reply /00
  15. Martina

    gotta dress nice for the arraignment

    Sep 5, 2012 at 11:28 am /  Reply /00
  16. vitobonespur

    “I AM ROBOCOP…Stop or I’ll shoot.”

    Sep 6, 2012 at 5:55 am /  Reply /00
  17. T.j. Phoenix

    He surveys the crowd… (internal dialogue): You are an insane group of super creepers, every last one of you.
    The he smiles, and waves…

    Sep 6, 2012 at 8:41 pm /  Reply /00
  18. Matt

    Joaquin Phoenix actually died several years ago and has since been replaced with this life-like animatron.

    Sep 7, 2012 at 4:16 am /  Reply /00

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