Joaquin Phoenix at the premiere of The Master during The 69th Venice International Film Festival. (September 1, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“No drugs here.. No sirree. Now, if that yellow elephant looks at me ONE more time, I will lose it.”
Those rappers and their Brooks Brothers suits…
“SHIT! did I leave my bag of the primo weed on the back seat AGAIN? godamnit, those f’ing valets had better keep their hands off or I’m going to start singing at them
“Dammit, my shorts always ride up when I walk down some stairs.”
Sorry Joaquin. The “Little Tea Pot” routine has already been done recently.
“Drug nugget down!! Must…keep…cheeks….tight…”
Old and rode hard: not a good look bro.
Am I not Merciful!!!
Holy Christ. It looks like he’s been to all 69 of them, too.
suit by Lowes
Doctor Emmitt Brown, the early years.
Uhhhh? I’m putting him on the Celebrity death watch list. Anyone anyone?
Overexposure of Tom’s thetans will do that to you
gotta dress nice for the arraignment
“I AM ROBOCOP…Stop or I’ll shoot.”
He surveys the crowd… (internal dialogue): You are an insane group of super creepers, every last one of you.
The he smiles, and waves…
Joaquin Phoenix actually died several years ago and has since been replaced with this life-like animatron.
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