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Got his johnson caught in his shoe laces, I guess.
(hysterically laughing)
“…so then!…SO THEN, she goes “Stop it, you’re killing me!” and my penis popped out of her mouth with about a foot of her intestines on it!”
“When they said Fat Mo’s makes the best burgers in town I didn’t know it’d be like this! HEEEEELLLLZZZZZZ YEEEEEAAAHHH!!!!!! SHIT”S ON!!!
Auditioning to play Skeletor in the upcoming He-Man movie.
“Wow! you Italians really know how to make a tourist feel welcome ! What do you call this again?…fellatio?”
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Thanks for the nightmares.
OMG, seriously!
at least he has a dentist.
His Indian name is “Laughs Like Popeye”.
I SAID I WANTED FAVA BEANS!!!!!
Pretty talented guy. His face can even reenact Loma Prieta.
…so I showed her a bit of my O face. YEEEEAAAHHHHHH!
Fish are friends, not food.
Did I think Prometheus was a good movie? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
He was the only thing good about it.
He’s sooo hot, but I can smell the cigarettes from here
Am I the only one who thinks this guy is sort of spooky?
… as The Joker