see, it fits in my mouth AND between my tits
Get your own Lax Nightclub brand Tit Separator. Not only endorsed by me but many other b and c-list celebrities as well, including Audrina Patridge!
MOO. Great big ugly fake udders. They’re downright rude.
But can anyone explain why they’re SQUARE!?
Mind the gap
LAX? Does that refer to their standards?
I love me some IceT but this woman is a caricature of a caricature.
Is that James Franco down there, pinned under a rock?
So, as the host, she’s going to perform a magic trick and make that tube-shaped object disappear?
I’m sorry but she’s just gross–
I’m not saying she has a wide cleavage, I’m just saying it would be like throwing a hot dog down an airport runway.
Lots of silicone…
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