1. Copen Hagen

    It’s gone bad , really , really , bad

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m strongly considering never visiting this website again. Or going online. Or leaving the house.

  3. savedatwins

    Bitch, come back here! I told you I needed a new depends I CRAPPED MY PANTS GET BACK HERE BEFORE

  4. Old Man Winter is on his way, folks.

  5. Fish, I thought you had at least some small shard of compassion…. This proves otherwise….

  6. sadbuttru

    It’s Cruella Deville peeps

  7. your mom

    That’s a walk of shame that will put ANYONE in rehab.

  8. When I was a little boy, I used to have nightmares where I would be walking down a long hallway and there were doors on each side and I had to get to the end of the hallway, but I knew the bad man was in one of the doors. He would always slowly stick his head out of one of the doors as I walked past. That picture is the bad man.

  9. SOB

    God Damn, Jocelyn Wildenstein is looking rough

  10. Brought It

    Damn you, beat me to it.

  11. Okay, who the Fu^k gave the order to, “Unleash the Kraken!”?

  12. Bigalkie

    Born Under a Bad Sign

  13. Deacon Jones

    The GOP did it, didn’t they?

    They’ve exhumed Reagan.

  14. I bet even an ocean of botox couldn’t get the wrinkles out of that old clam

  15. Willie Dixon

    “That jerk took my parking spot. RELEASE THE GORGON!”


  16. Johnny P!

    “I’ve written a letter to Daddy…
    His address is Heaven above…”


  17. Blech

    Fish, whatever it is we did wrong, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for all of us– ALL OF US.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    This is their second attempt getting her out of the car. The first time they just slowed down, opened the door and told her to “tuck and roll”.

  19. my dick just went back up in me.

  20. Frunken

    I’m so glad people don’t take my picture as I’m getting out of a car -such a vulnerable moment. And now that I have fully formed that realization, will start taking pictures of my friends as they’re getting out of cars.

  21. Cock Dr

    Consider the Kraken released.

  22. “I’ll get you! And your little dog too!”

  23. tlmck

    Leona Helmsley is looking mighty good for a dead woman.

  24. I didn’t know botched plastic surgery on your vagina was even possible.

  25. Posting this pic is…

  26. Raaaaaaaa

    looks exactly like an anorexic sumo wrestler

  27. Senor Trout

    This is great – I hadn’t seen that Madame puppet in years. She hasn’t changed a bit.

  28. “She look-a like a man!”

  29. JennywithaY

    And this is what happens when you put your Barbie dolls in microwave.

    Seriously, don’t do that.

  30. Emma Watson's Vagina

    Suspended in time and space for a moment, your introduction to Ms Janice Dickerson, who lives in a very private world of botox, a universe who dimensions are the size, ugliness, length of a swath of poison that is underneath her skin. In a moment, we’ll go back into this car and also in a moment, not surprised by what we see, because this isn’t just a bad case of botox, this is far far worse.This is a bad case of botx with a bad upskirt. This happens to be the Superifical, and Ms Dickerson, with you, is about to enter it.

  31. Lohan's Parole Officer

    The walk of shame…best done before sunrise…without witnesses.

  32. Don Draper's Dad

    What …. Just …. What the fuck is going on here?

  33. Queef Sister

    He’s just fucking her for the handicapped parking.

    • No way. There ain’T NO-FUCKING-BODY banging that old broad. Unless is just in the ass…

      ARRRRGGGGHHH…I can’t believe I just typed that. I just threw up in my mouth — a BUNCH!

  34. Lohan's Parole Officer

    Get outta my car you ole crack whore. And here’s your $10…as he throws a crumpled bill onto the asphalt.

  35. angerinside

    When the dust settled, he realized it would be best if he just burned the car to the frame and pushed it into the ocean.

  36. judging by her facial expression, those used to be white.

  37. Dear Lindsay Lohan:

    James Deen would rather allow this woman to clean his face like a remora eel than kiss you. Please think about this.

    Sincerely, Me

  38. mbcl

    she’s giving the photographers an ‘upshroud’

  39. King Diamond

    Thank you for being a friend!

  40. Cast healing spells on the undead for the most damage.

  41. catapostrophe

    And she was [hopefully] never photographed again.

  42. Martina

    I thought she died back in 1984?

  43. In all fairness, her middle toe on the left foot still looks really, REALLY good!

  44. TheTrooffairy

    “Alright, let’s go. I just sharted.”

  45. The Not-Quite-Walking Dead…

  46. BenDoverman

    Great Grandma, your diaper is soaked!

  47. Baba_Ganouche

    I never knew that Mum-Ra was real…

  48. “Hey, you old twat. What the fuck? You’re taking a massive dump in my car!!!”

  49. Freebue

    As one ages, so does all the botox and plastic surgery one has had in the past and it sure isn’t pretty. Women who age naturally look better when they are older.

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