Tobey Maguire and his daughter, Ruby, in Malibu. (September 3, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
daddy, are the douche bangs reaaaaalllly necessary?
Daddy doesn’t get dressed anymore. Mommy told me not to talk about it.
Talk about chilling for the summer.
He found a way to be more embarrassing than he was in Spider Man 3. I owe my brother 10 bucks.
who wears short shorts?
Wow, just wow.
He’s practicing for the breast-development talk with his daughter.
Hurry up, daddy before anyone sees me.
The lights are on…but you’re not home…you’re outside, and not alone…
He looks more like Sarah Gilbert everyday.
Like Sara Gilbert would wear those girly shorts.
Pants are for real men.
Where’s a Skarsgaard pic when you need it?
“Ok, so we open with it now being ten years since the events of the last film, Peter and MJ have not only gotten married and had a kid, but they’ve also divorced!”
“Ok, lovin’ it…”
“And since MJ has walked on out Parker, he not only has to work to pay the bills for both him and his seriously ill aunt May, but he also has to raise a daughter as a single Dad. He discovers that it’s all too much, so when we first see him, he’s actually been retired from being Spider-Man for 3-4 years now. He feels that the only way to be a good Father and provider is to give up being Spider-Man. He’s chosen his family over being a superhero!”
“Nice! Love it!”
“And since he wants his daughter to have the best possible life and not suffer like he did (Since he was basically raised by just one person – his aunt) he decides to take female hormones and dress in women’s under pants when he goes out in public. That way his daughter will know what it’s like to have both a Mom and a Dad!”
Sweet Jesus, that was almost as bad as the movie…
Most of the time the parents dress the children. This is not one of those times.
Man I wish I could get away with wearing an undershirt and boxers to work…oh wait, he doesn’t have “work” any more. That explains it.
Fancy men use only “premium” ice.
“gotta run, play date with Suri …”
Forgot his training bra….AND they’re wearing almost matching prints. I’d say their outing was a success.
Makes me miss the days when my children were little…
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