Odd. I didn’t know that they made bike seats out of dildos but there you have it.

frightening!

Uh, you can just keep the seat.

Lorenzo Lamas must be so proud of his kids mother

courtney stodden’s younger, less pancake makeup-ed sister. better start peddling in those crazy shoes, honey, in minute now Doug’s going to pop out and make you write slutty haikus

Those are very sensible shoes to wear when riding a bike. It’s become a fast favourite among the Tour De France crowd.

How can one actually ride a bike in those dumb-assed stripper heels ? Wow … and not in a good way.

Her ridiculous factor is growing.

If you put a tranny on a bike does that make them a motorcycle?

Is that a tube going into her mouth? Like some kind of Dune-esque stillsuit that recycles her body’s excess secreted silicone and replenishes an internal reservoir?

I am Lance Armstrong’s bloodstream

lmao who wears stripper heels while riding a bike?!

The real test is whether or not she can hit the porch with the papers.

Coco T. does it better

This is like a Highlights magazine puzzle: Can you point out what is made of plastic in this photo and what is not?

That bicycle didn’t ask for herpes.

It’s Courtney Stodden in 20 years.

As the economy crashed and the playboy money ran dry, she resorted to peddling her goods on the boardwalk.

“yes, as a matter of fact I did adjust the height of this seat to accommodate my shoes.”

Those huge tits do a pretty decent job of distracting from her face, but not good enough.

This woman is obviously just as fucked up on the inside as she is on the outside. Total lack of common sense.

No one in their right fucking mind, wears heels on a bike. You are permanently risking your ankles and a proper accident.