1. EricLr

    Would it be racist if I yelled at him to dance for me?

  2. Bigalkie

    Magpie alert.. Nice white socks with dress shoes

  3. it had to be said

    “I would NOT get into that car until it airs out.”

  4. Deacon Jones

    (gahhh! I thought gonorrhea was a lie by the white man!)

  5. shonzie

    DERP!

  6. Oh shit! Polio is back? Looks like Jenny McCarthy was right. Vaccinations are bullshit.

  7. Bionic_Crouton

    “Did I do Thaaat?”

  8. Blech

    I thought that was Al Roker (a drunk Al Roker) from the thumbnail.

    Close enough.

  9. tlmck

    He’s doing it wrong. You are supposed to have $3,000 rims on a $300 car. And where are the Air Jordans?

  10. Everything I can think of is just really, really racist.

    And now let’s take a look at this photo.

  11. Joe

    In an alternate universe, people’s intelligence is evident from their appearance.

  12. Jerry Lewis, baked.

  13. It seems so early in the awards season for the Playa Haters’ Ball.

  14. “HEY LA-DYYYY!”

  15. Lohan's Parole Officer

    Excuse me Sir. The driver’s door is on the left side, Pfffft. Good help is hard to find these days…Right Seal? You know what I’m saying.

  16. momo

    jerry lewis…
    excellent

    hey nice lady……!!

  17. That’s weird…I always thought that Damon Wayans played the role of Handi Man.

  18. “Hey, YOU…the dusky-hued fellow…quite fucking around and get that car parked!”

  19. Fingergod

    Love the Jerry Lewis impression!

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