Damn spell check…
It’s Crazy Whores III
You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
“Piece”, not “Peace”.
facelift, much? god, her face is so pulled back you can barely see her eyes
You know you’ve done a lot of porn when one fake tit tries to make a break for it…
Somebody’s turning Japanese (I really think so)
Is it possible to unmasturbate?
You’re gonna need a funnel.
best comment ever
If only there were some sort of surgery a woman like her could use to even her breasts out.
There is, it’s called time.
shocking! Bai Ling’s gone blonde!
Not so shocking, Bai Ling’s dressed like a washed up porn star and is attending an event at a stripclub. if someone were to switch Jenna and Bai’s souls (after having to buy them back from the casting couch first) with each others bodies I think think the transition would be quite an easy one for them
A far cry from the woman my elders fapped to in the 90’s. Thankfully I was never much of a fan of hers. She was boring to me.
Hef called to say that she’s Playboy material. Sorry, Courtney Stodden.
Lopsided tits, botoxed into facial paralysis, face shot full of fillers.
It all says “Yes my only worth in life is my youthful physical appearance…without it I am nothing”.
Congratulations. By attempting to preserve and enhance what we think of as “beauty” she has destroyed it.
It’s a Catch-22 that none of these women seem to understand.
It’s true. She used to be quite pretty – should have left well enough alone.
I think the wonky boob matches the wonky side of her face.
A duck walks into a bar…
Double D’s….her face on the other hand, EASILY A cups!!
I think we can all guess which breast she uses to feed the baby.
Madame Tussaud’s has really lost their touch.
The A/C broke down over the weekend. Whaddayagonnado?
She’s taken more shots to the face than her husband Tito.
I bet she and Megan have the same plastic surgeon
I love how plastic surgery turns people into Asians.
Apparently, the lotion she used on her face in the 90s didn’t work.
She wasn’t supposed to show up AS a Crazy Horse…
Her dead eyes reflect her dead soul
Semen really does do wonders for a woman’s skin.
You see? This is what happens when you leave your Barbie dolls out in the sun. Lesson learned.
Is she trying to achieve the Wildenstein look?? Almost there…
AUGH! Was not expecting that…
Jenna = bleached anus
Wildenstein = unbleached anus
Holly crap! This is totally uncalled for!
Imagine a blow job from those lips!
I didn’t know they made Lucy Liu Barbie!!!
Jenna Jameson, the face of Chanel’s newest fragrance Herpes® for Men and Women.
She’s not smiling. Her face is so tight she can’t close her mouth anymore.
BLONDE MEGAN FOX
More like crazy tits III. One is defining the laws of gravity and one is obeying.
her boobs are off kilter WTF???
Wait, what happened to Lucy Lui and why is she wearing a blond wig?
Through the amazing phenomenom of evolution, in only a few short years, the “Jennajameson” has developed small, squinty eyes, in order to best avoid the constant barrage of sperm to her face. Isn’t nature wonderful?
No tickee, no laundry!
Prease to bling big bowl tempura veggies.
What a monster!
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