1. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t think this has anything to do with Mark Twain.

    He’s obviously trying to get free chicken.

  2. Val Kilmer in “full Mark Twain makeup” or, as some people call it, a fake mustache.

  3. cc

    He does an encore as Einstein.

  4. BP

    What about those fake teeth, oh those aren’t fake…..

  5. EricLR

    And I shall also be performing as Colonel Sanders at a KFC grand opening later tonight.

  6. “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.” – Mark Twain

  7. “I’m your huckleberry – sorry, I mean Huck Finn author.”

  8. In Top Gun 2 he plays aging pilot Ice-cream Man.

  9. Is he portraying an older, more run down version of Mark Twain?

  10. Voice of Reisling

    It’s only a one-man show because he’s eaten all of the other actors.

  11. Bee Stings along the Mississippi.

  12. Hamdracula

    KFC: the movie

  13. You all won’t be laughing once he has the recipe for the eleven secret herbs and spices.

  14. mfb

    didn’t he play jim morrison once?

  15. CtF

    Valbert Einstein?

  16. Wilford Brimley stopped by to tell everyone to keep the noise down.

  17. fred

    “I’m glad you asked. I read somewhere that the great Jonah Hill was working on a one man show playing Dr. Martin Luther King called, “Doc Martin-The Musical.” and I was so blown away that an actor of his caliber would do a one man show. Did you know that Dr. King spoke to Jonah at a seance and told Jonah he thought that Jonah was one of the greatest actors of our time? Anyway, I just thought that if a great actor like Jonah is doing a one man show, I should be doing one. That, and I don’t have a waiting shift at Dan Tana’s on Wednesday nights.”

  18. Napoupi

    What make-up?

  19. Like a white Bill Cosby masquerading as Colonel Sanders.

  20. Charlie

    Grandpa Joe… I’ll bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.

  21. He looks like Soupy Sales!

  22. Hank E. Ring

    Everyone, may I have your attention please… I’m Val Kilmer, I was Maverick in Top Gun. Remember that, remember when I was Maverick?

  23. Jenn

    The road from Batman to fatman is paved with fried chicken.

  24. heey

    um.. huh… what?
    oh, just a movie role…

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