Damn. Dude looks like Freddy Krueger.
That’s an insult to Robert Englund.
At least Mr. Englund had makeup and was acting a part..no disrespect to him at all for he was awesome!
Danger is NOT my middle name
Whoa. I think I get why he only Tweets close-ups of his penis.
I was thinking the same thing.
“godDAMN my crotch itches. Great and I left that little crabs comb in the car.”
Screech goes to Washington
Participating? More like constipating.
(Jesus! Even outdoors these people stink…)
” ‘Jamaican Rape Day’??? -More like ‘Jamaican Butt-Rape Day’! -amirite? Huma?…”
I think he’s trying to click the “back” button with his mind.
Doing his best Arnold Horshack, holding back a nuclear infused turd imitation, after eating a meal of curried goat, plantains and red beans and rice.
I literally had tears in my eyes laughing so hard at your comment. I’m a new reader of this site, and I’ve never seen so many awesome comments.
I am soooo gonna text that!
Caught mid shart.
“If I squint hard enough, they all look like Rihanna.”
come on, man, the food always smells good at those parades!
Trying to confirm if what he is looking at is a man or a woman. He then tells himself that it doesn’t matter and will masturbate anyway.
I hope to God that’s not the face he makes when he gets off.
Oh shit, I hope not. Then again, it doesn’t matter to me. Then again, I can’t get that look out of my head.
Thank a lot!
Anyone else hear the Lonely Islands “jizz in my pants” when they see this guy?
Giggity giggity goo!
he looks like his name, right before it blows.
Yeah, that’s the look I have when I see pictures of his face too.
He shouldn’t be there. Not with that face. Not with that name.
You know, I’m starting to think that he was actually sending pics of his face, not his penis.
Yeah, that really IS one helluva beak he’s flashing.
“I’m telling mommy you stole my lunch money !”
Pretty natural for foreskin to pucker.
He faps so much, he’s going blind.
“Resist. Urge. To. Scratch. Penis.”
His dick is out in the bottom portion of this pic….classic Carlos Danger..
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Anthony Weiner participating in The 46th Annual West Indian Day Parade in Brooklyn. (September 2, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN