1. glam

    Damn. Dude looks like Freddy Krueger.

  2. Brit

    Danger is NOT my middle name

  3. Whoa. I think I get why he only Tweets close-ups of his penis.

  4. some black dude

    “godDAMN my crotch itches. Great and I left that little crabs comb in the car.”

  5. Screech goes to Washington

  6. Voice of Reisling

    Participating? More like constipating.

  7. (Jesus! Even outdoors these people stink…)

  8. Josephus

    I think he’s trying to click the “back” button with his mind.

  9. gary coleman's ghost

    Doing his best Arnold Horshack, holding back a nuclear infused turd imitation, after eating a meal of curried goat, plantains and red beans and rice.

    • I literally had tears in my eyes laughing so hard at your comment. I’m a new reader of this site, and I’ve never seen so many awesome comments.

  10. Swingali

    I am soooo gonna text that!

  11. The Pope

    “If I squint hard enough, they all look like Rihanna.”

  12. CK

    come on, man, the food always smells good at those parades!

  13. Trying to confirm if what he is looking at is a man or a woman. He then tells himself that it doesn’t matter and will masturbate anyway.

  14. BbyBluThghHghs

    I hope to God that’s not the face he makes when he gets off.

  15. Jentilly

    Anyone else hear the Lonely Islands “jizz in my pants” when they see this guy?

  16. PathosAvenger

    Giggity giggity goo!

  17. JC

    he looks like his name, right before it blows.

  18. Yeah, that’s the look I have when I see pictures of his face too.

  19. Napoupi

    He shouldn’t be there. Not with that face. Not with that name.

  20. You know, I’m starting to think that he was actually sending pics of his face, not his penis.

  21. “I’m telling mommy you stole my lunch money !”

  22. Pretty natural for foreskin to pucker.

  23. Jenn

    He faps so much, he’s going blind.

  24. “Resist. Urge. To. Scratch. Penis.”


  25. His dick is out in the bottom portion of this pic….classic Carlos Danger..

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