Britney Spears in Los Angeles. (August 30, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Cradle-A-Ferret Workout is all the rage.
Wardrobe by Wal-Mart!
About the best you can say is that she dresses better than Miley.
“Momma! Get the stove fired up, we done gone have roadkill pot pie tonight!”
I don’t understand why scientists even make owl-monkeys.
She mothers her pets more than her own children.
Not that I see her carrying a roadkill she looks more and more like Mama June.
What the fuck is that? An owl? Those things will kill you, you know.
I have come to the conclusion that I will always be attracted to Britney. It may be a curse…
The first step is admitting it. You’re on your way.
BitBit was found after 3 years, living in the cushions of Britney’s couch, having lived off the plentiful cheetos and mike & ikes found there.
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