superficial

  1. TomFrank

    This isn’t from a movie premiere. This is a scene from the upcoming “Rise of the Planet of the Cats.”

  2. This isn’t what I expected when you said “surrounded by pussy!”

  3. Cock Dr

    There is so such a thing as too much pussy.

  4. They filmed this at his house.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I used to know what those poles were called that cats sit on

  6. No, Melanie, they mean NOTHING! I love you. This was just a fling.

  7. Good Lord – I’ve heard about this – cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

  8. where the hell are the boots?

  9. RHawk

    Antonio, I think the cat behind you has figured out what you are doing to his friend with your right hand.

  10. Johnny P!

    Where’s the wizened old cat with mange and tattoos that’s on it’s ninth life? Oh right, Melanie couldn’t make the trip.

  11. cc

    Cats were put on this earth to make people happy.

  12. CranAppleSnapple

    Oh, I want to see what happens next. I think they all go off and maul him like Roy.

  13. YAY I LOVE KITTIES!!!

  14. Am I the only one who hears that circus plate-spinning music going on in the background?

  15. Perplexity

    But I love ALL pussy. That’s my thing. Really? Put it down? But it’s a warm pussy. Is that a taser?

  16. farting old man's wife

    All of this pussy!! FOR ME!!!!

  17. MRF

    After Melanie Griffith, he’ll fuck any pussy.

  18. Mwaddams

    4 cats, those clothes, and that look on his face? I never figured Melanie for a beard.

  19. UncleDenial

    “This is where my career is meow.” Punned Banderas before becoming completely catatonic.

  20. AnnaDraconida

    Either he’s very small or those cats are huge.

  21. DogBoy

    Filed under keyword: “desparation”

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