♫ Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit…
Not pictured: Mel Gibson sprinting towards him with his pants down.
Gossip Girl meets Orgasm Guy.
Gossip Girl? I guessed gay porn.
Who, on the set of What, in New York?
Doin’ the vinegar stroke, your head tilts back…
“We have been watching… your Historical Documents… and we like them very much. Ah! Ah! Ah!”
A slingshot, a steady hand, and a cough drop and at least one of the world’s problems would be solved.
He’s got one of those faces you just want to fucking PUNCH.
“I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel and witty and gay!!!”
Looks like he’s getting ready to deep-throat that boom mike.
Argh! Sitting on the stoop isn’t as much fun as they made it out to be on “227”!
He’s getting piles, but he finds them not unpleasant.
Maybe he is going to give Kim K a run for her money catching piss!!
Ready to receive the money shot
Umm, if he had thicker eyebrows and a long weave, he’d be Octomom.
Pee on me now while chanting “House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out”
Is that…a…black microphone? Kim Kardashian, get out of my head.
Glee got a law suit.
“Mighty God of Thunder! Here I sit before you with my tiny white penis in my hands…”
Penis goes where?
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