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  1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    ♫ Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit…

  2. Willie Dixon

    Not pictured: Mel Gibson sprinting towards him with his pants down.

  3. Gossip Girl meets Orgasm Guy.

  4. RHawk

    Gossip Girl? I guessed gay porn.

  5. Tinkletits

    Who, on the set of What, in New York?

  6. lbb

    Doin’ the vinegar stroke, your head tilts back…

  7. Johnny P!

    “We have been watching… your Historical Documents… and we like them very much. Ah! Ah! Ah!”

  8. cc

    A slingshot, a steady hand, and a cough drop and at least one of the world’s problems would be solved.

  9. He’s got one of those faces you just want to fucking PUNCH.

  10. swearin

    “I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel and witty and gay!!!”

  11. Looks like he’s getting ready to deep-throat that boom mike.

  12. The Pope

    Argh! Sitting on the stoop isn’t as much fun as they made it out to be on “227″!

  13. farting old man's wife

    Maybe he is going to give Kim K a run for her money catching piss!!

  14. vlad

    Ready to receive the money shot

  15. Blech

    Umm, if he had thicker eyebrows and a long weave, he’d be Octomom.

  16. Snack pack

    Pee on me now while chanting “House on fire! House on fire! Put it out! Put it out”

  17. GuyLeDouche

    Is that…a…black microphone? Kim Kardashian, get out of my head.

  18. Truth, just-ice and the rough way

    Glee got a law suit.

  19. tlmck

    “Mighty God of Thunder! Here I sit before you with my tiny white penis in my hands…”

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