superficial

  1. Hmmm, can I get away with blaming that turd on the dog?

  2. She just got a glimpse of the dog’s lipstick and it reminded her of the Hamm

  3. I see an agent of PETA has “liberated” another poor domesticated slave to mankind.

  4. Is that Steven Culp (Desperate Housewives, The West Wing)?

  5. Mohawk Disco

    - Man, I love those puppies!
    - What?!
    - Puppy, I meant puppy.

  6. cc

    Geez, the photographer managed to snap a picture during the 1/10th of a second he was looking at the dog.

  7. Bigalkie

    Her boyfriend ( sucker ) takes fashion tips from the gay Jonas brother. Nice capri’s.

  8. Anderson Pooper

    “Joanna looked away in disgust as he, once again, vigorously rubbed his dog in front of her and ignored her pussy. ‘This relationship was not meant to last’, she thought to herself.”

  9. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Krupa: “My puppy… where did he go?”
    Dude: “Well, he’s… he’s right-”
    Krupa: “Do me.”

    Fake moaning, etc., etc.,.

    End scene.

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