Salma Hayek and John Travolta at the premiere of Savages in Rome. (September 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Based on the Antonio Banderas’ way of promoting a film with Salma Hayek (something that borders on a felony), this dude is 100% homosexual.
That proves John is gay. He is looking at the crowd instead of Salma’s ass
No more evidence is needed.
That’s not him – it’s something from Madame Tussand’s. And is that really Salma?
“Oh, I love mimes! Hey, what he is miming….is he…churning butter?”
He’s really starting to scare me.
Whenever she turns away it seems to get closer
He oozes the rosey glow that only Formaldehyde can create
Travolta looks like Hymie the robot from the old “Get Smart” series…
I feel old because I know who you are talking about……
Are you sure you don’t mean Twiki from the old “Buck Rogers” series?
Biddy-biddy-biddy… No he actually mean Hymie. Played by a fellow named Dick Gautier. Gawd, I’m old.
Oh, I know who he meant. It’s just that Hymie was much too lifelike to be confused with Travolta.
Salma – “Jesus H, can you guys come and turn off the mechanical man? He is really creepy…”
He’s like the god damn borg.
Breasts are irrelevant.
“I am Travolta. Lower your pants and surrender your dignity. I will add your hetero and homosexual distinctiveness to my own. Your masseuse will adapt to service me. Resistance is futile. Unless you have a lawyer.”
You mean John Travolta’s ghost, right?
I don’t think Spck is supposed to smile.
*Spock (WTF with my keyboard, it started right after I just finished that bottle of Jack a couple of minutes ago.)
Is it not something to do with the gallon of jizz that you just unloaded on it after using one hand to block out Travolta on this picture?
I’m pretty sure she’s about to get the shit scared out of her.
I feel cool because I know who YOU are talking about…
He’s pulling a ‘ghost boy’ joke like on “Three Men and a Baby.” You know, if you hit ‘pause’ when they were walking through the apartment…..?!?!?!
Shit, John’s wax statue is making a B-line for the male masseuse across the street again.
“Travolta bot now activated.”
He sporting his “life-like hair” and Salma is feeling his “kung fu grip.”
Trovolta has been replaced by a robot following all of his gay drama… your move, Cruise.
Holy shit,John Travolta looks like Jude Law’s robot caracter from AI.
Wrong title. It’s actually ‘Salma Hayek at Madame Tussauds’, because there is no GodDamned way I’m believing that thing is real.
Has to be real. No wax-work artist would produce something that bad.
WTF is going on with him? Why is his skin so pale and waxy? Why is his neck getting bigger? Why is his hair turning into a plastic hat?
Did the Japanese finally perfect animatronic sex dolls and start with a Travolta model?
the Thetans and the Vulcans must be related..
Suck long Dick and prosper!!!!!!!
Looking for Peter Sellers.
C’mon guys! Thats not John Travolta…thats Data’s father.
He is electrifyin’!
You better shape up, ’cause he needs a man and his Dick is set on you. To his Dick he must be true!!!!!
You’re the one that I want. oeh oeh oeehhhhhh!
SUCK MY LONG DICK AND PROSPER!!!
It wasn’t funny the first time either.
So, we know now that he walked into this son’s room at night and scared him to death by mistake.
That guy was hilarious in Galaxy Quest.
It’s nice to see Johnny Cab out of his uniform and relaxing once in a while.
when I was a kid my brother had a gi joe with real-ish hair and eyes that moved. It was creepy and fascinating at the same time. Kind of like John Travolta
See, Scientology doesn’t turn you into a mindless robot.
The Travoltabot is coming along nicely. It’s able to target women, now.
Salma: What the Fu-
Travolta: Johnny 5 is alive!!
What’s on his head?
Nobody told ME that Walking Dead Season three has already started!
She’s married to a dirty old man so maybe she’s ok with horrific weirdos too.
Salma looks like she’s conversing with that pole. And Travolta…
He looks like he’s spotted another pole.
Is he is going to die that helmet black for every goddamn event, why not hit the fake bake once in awhile?
That dyke int he back has a bigger dong that Travolta.
“SEARCHING… SEARCHING… FOUND: HETERO MEXICAN WOMAN… ERROR: INCOMPATIBLE LIFEFORM… SEARCHING… SEARCHING…”
Travolta barada nikto !!!
He looks like Eddie munster’s action figure.
was he photoshopped into this picture? he was, right?
“Begone, Vagina Person! The power of Pasty Xenu compells you!”
Brent Spiner is jealous.
Weekend at Bernie’s III? Quick, someone kick him in the balls!!
is Travolta an example of a Botox Coma?
He’s barely Staying Alive
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