Based on the Antonio Banderas’ way of promoting a film with Salma Hayek (something that borders on a felony), this dude is 100% homosexual.
That proves John is gay. He is looking at the crowd instead of Salma’s ass
No more evidence is needed.
That’s not him – it’s something from Madame Tussand’s. And is that really Salma?
“Oh, I love mimes! Hey, what he is miming….is he…churning butter?”
He’s really starting to scare me.
Whenever she turns away it seems to get closer
He oozes the rosey glow that only Formaldehyde can create
Travolta looks like Hymie the robot from the old “Get Smart” series…
I feel old because I know who you are talking about……
Are you sure you don’t mean Twiki from the old “Buck Rogers” series?
Biddy-biddy-biddy… No he actually mean Hymie. Played by a fellow named Dick Gautier. Gawd, I’m old.
Oh, I know who he meant. It’s just that Hymie was much too lifelike to be confused with Travolta.
Salma – “Jesus H, can you guys come and turn off the mechanical man? He is really creepy…”
He’s like the god damn borg.
Breasts are irrelevant.
“I am Travolta. Lower your pants and surrender your dignity. I will add your hetero and homosexual distinctiveness to my own. Your masseuse will adapt to service me. Resistance is futile. Unless you have a lawyer.”
You mean John Travolta’s ghost, right?
I don’t think Spck is supposed to smile.
*Spock (WTF with my keyboard, it started right after I just finished that bottle of Jack a couple of minutes ago.)
Is it not something to do with the gallon of jizz that you just unloaded on it after using one hand to block out Travolta on this picture?
I’m pretty sure she’s about to get the shit scared out of her.
I feel cool because I know who YOU are talking about…
He’s pulling a ‘ghost boy’ joke like on “Three Men and a Baby.” You know, if you hit ‘pause’ when they were walking through the apartment…..?!?!?!
Shit, John’s wax statue is making a B-line for the male masseuse across the street again.
“Travolta bot now activated.”
He sporting his “life-like hair” and Salma is feeling his “kung fu grip.”
Trovolta has been replaced by a robot following all of his gay drama… your move, Cruise.
Holy shit,John Travolta looks like Jude Law’s robot caracter from AI.
Wrong title. It’s actually ‘Salma Hayek at Madame Tussauds’, because there is no GodDamned way I’m believing that thing is real.
Has to be real. No wax-work artist would produce something that bad.
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