superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Based on the Antonio Banderas’ way of promoting a film with Salma Hayek (something that borders on a felony), this dude is 100% homosexual.

  2. SIN

    That proves John is gay. He is looking at the crowd instead of Salma’s ass

  3. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    That’s not him – it’s something from Madame Tussand’s. And is that really Salma?

  4. “Oh, I love mimes! Hey, what he is miming….is he…churning butter?”

  5. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    He’s really starting to scare me.

  6. He oozes the rosey glow that only Formaldehyde can create

  7. Eric

    Travolta looks like Hymie the robot from the old “Get Smart” series…

  8. Salma – “Jesus H, can you guys come and turn off the mechanical man? He is really creepy…”

  9. Don Draper's Dad

    He’s like the god damn borg.

  10. Inner Retard

    You mean John Travolta’s ghost, right?

  11. I don’t think Spck is supposed to smile.

    • *Spock (WTF with my keyboard, it started right after I just finished that bottle of Jack a couple of minutes ago.)

      • ZombieKitty

        Is it not something to do with the gallon of jizz that you just unloaded on it after using one hand to block out Travolta on this picture?

  12. EricLr

    I’m pretty sure she’s about to get the shit scared out of her.

  13. HenryHill

    He’s pulling a ‘ghost boy’ joke like on “Three Men and a Baby.” You know, if you hit ‘pause’ when they were walking through the apartment…..?!?!?!

  14. Shit, John’s wax statue is making a B-line for the male masseuse across the street again.

  15. sexyman48

    “Travolta bot now activated.”

  16. He sporting his “life-like hair” and Salma is feeling his “kung fu grip.”

  17. your mom

    Trovolta has been replaced by a robot following all of his gay drama… your move, Cruise.

  18. marbles

    Holy shit,John Travolta looks like Jude Law’s robot caracter from AI.

  19. Pebblz

    Wrong title. It’s actually ‘Salma Hayek at Madame Tussauds’, because there is no GodDamned way I’m believing that thing is real.

  20. WTF is going on with him? Why is his skin so pale and waxy? Why is his neck getting bigger? Why is his hair turning into a plastic hat?

    Did the Japanese finally perfect animatronic sex dolls and start with a Travolta model?

  21. AndrewMacCloud

    the Thetans and the Vulcans must be related..
    Suck long Dick and prosper!!!!!!!

  22. Diablo Dude

    Looking for Peter Sellers.

  23. neo

    C’mon guys! Thats not John Travolta…thats Data’s father.

  24. AndrewMacCloud

    He is electrifyin’!

    You better shape up, ’cause he needs a man and his Dick is set on you. To his Dick he must be true!!!!!
    You’re the one that I want. oeh oeh oeehhhhhh!

    SUCK MY LONG DICK AND PROSPER!!!

    John TraVulcan

  25. cc

    So, we know now that he walked into this son’s room at night and scared him to death by mistake.

  26. hollyk

    That guy was hilarious in Galaxy Quest.

  27. Brit

    It’s nice to see Johnny Cab out of his uniform and relaxing once in a while.

  28. savedatwins

    when I was a kid my brother had a gi joe with real-ish hair and eyes that moved. It was creepy and fascinating at the same time. Kind of like John Travolta

  29. neo

    See, Scientology doesn’t turn you into a mindless robot.

  30. The Travoltabot is coming along nicely. It’s able to target women, now.

  31. Gabe Kaplan

    Salma: What the Fu-

    Travolta: Johnny 5 is alive!!

  32. Carolyn

    What’s on his head?

  33. donkeylicks

    Nobody told ME that Walking Dead Season three has already started!

  34. Athr

    She’s married to a dirty old man so maybe she’s ok with horrific weirdos too.

  35. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Salma looks like she’s conversing with that pole. And Travolta…

    He looks like he’s spotted another pole.

  36. Buddy The Elf

    Is he is going to die that helmet black for every goddamn event, why not hit the fake bake once in awhile?

  37. That dyke int he back has a bigger dong that Travolta.

  38. PZ

    “SEARCHING… SEARCHING… FOUND: HETERO MEXICAN WOMAN… ERROR: INCOMPATIBLE LIFEFORM… SEARCHING… SEARCHING…”

  39. mbcl

    Travolta barada nikto !!!

  40. tito

    He looks like Eddie munster’s action figure.

  41. downwithmuffins

    was he photoshopped into this picture? he was, right?

  42. “Begone, Vagina Person! The power of Pasty Xenu compells you!”

  43. HollywoodOutsider

    Brent Spiner is jealous.

  44. poppymoss

    Weekend at Bernie’s III? Quick, someone kick him in the balls!!

  45. Martina

    is Travolta an example of a Botox Coma?

  46. He’s barely Staying Alive

Leave A Comment