Just saw the confection counter, and is trying to think of a way to slip a few of those over-sized candy bars and M&Ms into her purse…

your move bertney

There she is again with that “One night, when you don’t immediately return my text, I’m going to kill your dog” look.

Shock + botox = this expression

I believe these are what Tony Soprano called “Manson Lamps”.

Paint eyes on your eyelids. We’ve all tried that and we’ve all done it better too.

“What’s that, Mr. Scarf, you want me to just walk out with you? Oh you’re positively WICKED Mr. Scarf. You’ll be the end of me yet.”

Bride of Travoltastein.

“Yes, I’m all right I’m very happy to be here why do you ask?”

The crowd are enthralled

Its amazing what a little sniff will do for you.

Which character did she play?

Yes, I’d like a pair of pants reminiscent of a 50s diner.

If you’re looking around a room and you can’t tell who the crazy person is… it’s Winona Ryder.

Would. Oh dear Lord, I would.

HARK! A DRUG STORE!

would in a heartbeat. motorboat those tities. don’t care if her brother comes after me.

I’ve always wanted to get in this chick’s ass. She’s so pretty, so talented. Over 40 and still looking damn good. Just beautiful.

Oh no! She spotted Lindsay across the crowd! Now it’s a crazy bitch shop lifting smackdown!

“Whaaaat?! Stop screaming my name!”

I’m ready for my close-up…

“Oh, Jesus, Keanu’s coming this way and he’s gonna want to talk about old times”.

Which premiere is this – “Girl, Convicted” or “Saks, Lies and Videotape”?

“FOOL! I AM THE BLACK SWAN!”

Sponsored by Folgers Coffee.

She’s looking to steal a soul.
She was in a bind ‘
cos she was way behind
and she was willin’ to make a deal.

“Crazy, who’s crazy, I’m not crazy”

“Miss Swanson we’re ready for your close-up”

Still one of the best-looking women (as opposed to “child-women”) in Hollywood.

Would do.

This is the same face she makes every time she is caught shoplifting.