superficial

  1. Johnny P!

    Just saw the confection counter, and is trying to think of a way to slip a few of those over-sized candy bars and M&Ms into her purse…

  2. jimbo

    your move bertney

  3. EricLr

    There she is again with that “One night, when you don’t immediately return my text, I’m going to kill your dog” look.

  4. Shock + botox = this expression

  5. Doctor Botanus

    I believe these are what Tony Soprano called “Manson Lamps”.

  6. B&WMinstrel

    Paint eyes on your eyelids. We’ve all tried that and we’ve all done it better too.

  7. “What’s that, Mr. Scarf, you want me to just walk out with you? Oh you’re positively WICKED Mr. Scarf. You’ll be the end of me yet.”

  8. Colin

    Bride of Travoltastein.

  9. Equinox

    “Yes, I’m all right I’m very happy to be here why do you ask?”

  10. ZombieKitty

    The crowd are enthralled

  11. Radadoon

    Its amazing what a little sniff will do for you.

  12. Sheppy

    Which character did she play?

  13. cc

    Yes, I’d like a pair of pants reminiscent of a 50s diner.

  14. meeps!

    If you’re looking around a room and you can’t tell who the crazy person is… it’s Winona Ryder.

  15. O'chunt

    Would. Oh dear Lord, I would.

    • Craptard

      just make sure that the instant you’re done, you run away as fast as you can! Don’t even bother putting your pants back on first, just run, buy new pants later.

  16. Dave

    HARK! A DRUG STORE!

  17. Emma Watson's Vagina

    would in a heartbeat. motorboat those tities. don’t care if her brother comes after me.

  18. I’ve always wanted to get in this chick’s ass. She’s so pretty, so talented. Over 40 and still looking damn good. Just beautiful.

  19. Gabe Kaplan

    Oh no! She spotted Lindsay across the crowd! Now it’s a crazy bitch shop lifting smackdown!

  20. neo

    “Whaaaat?! Stop screaming my name!”

  21. Vladmir

    I’m ready for my close-up…

  22. “Oh, Jesus, Keanu’s coming this way and he’s gonna want to talk about old times”.

  23. Anderson Pooper

    Which premiere is this – “Girl, Convicted” or “Saks, Lies and Videotape”?

  24. BAHAH

    “FOOL! I AM THE BLACK SWAN!”

  25. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Sponsored by Folgers Coffee.

  26. She’s looking to steal a soul.
    She was in a bind ‘
    cos she was way behind
    and she was willin’ to make a deal.

  27. Ismoss

    “Crazy, who’s crazy, I’m not crazy”

  28. mbcl

    “Miss Swanson we’re ready for your close-up”

  29. Yatz

    Still one of the best-looking women (as opposed to “child-women”) in Hollywood.

    Would do.

  30. ohmyword

    This is the same face she makes every time she is caught shoplifting.

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