Rhesus or Titi?
Either way, an animal trying to copy human expression (in this case: ‘remorse’).
Mmmmm…Gonna get some good cock in prison.
I bet the smug look was harder to remove for the court appearance than the blonde hair.
Pull the collar high enough, and the judge won’t see the POS tattoo. Hope he doesn’t follow me on Twitter!
Two invisible boobs.
And one you can see.
And then, your honor, he was all like “No, no–don’t force me to defend myself, Rihanna!”
“No Your Honor, I am not his attorney. I am his magician. As you can see, I have nothing hidden in my hands, yet I will attempt to pull from my ass something to convince you that he is a good man, who should be released from any further legal proceedings.”
Your Honour, my client just gently smashed her head off the dashboard like this.
If there was a thought bubble on top of Chris, it would say “meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow”
Like who don’t smoke pot!!!!
There’s more important things in the world to worry about people!!!
Don’t care. If it fux up his life, yay! Get him on tax evasion if you have to.
You’re honor, I beg of you to find my client innocent! Otherwise, he told me he would beat up my wife!
Judge: Chris Brown, I find you guilty of violating probation. How do you plead?
Judge: . . . . stenographer, read back that last statement.
Practicing the “Oops, I dropped the soap” face?
Progress report ‘tattoo of battered victim on neck’.
“Yes, if your honour so wishes. But the prosecution is going to need at least five minutes to round up a big enough mob for a proper lynching.”
Even Chris Brown understood his attorney trying to use the Jedi mind trick on the judge was not a good sign.
Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk
I sincerely hope this scene is in Chris Brown’s future. Please watch the video all the way through.
Being Atheist, I don’t usually believe in this stuff, but if we all pray hard enough, maybe this WILL happen to Chris ” woman beater ” Brown.
His attorney is explaining about how ‘”bitches have to learn” and if they don’t, how it is Chris Brown’s right to “choke a bitch’”.
and relying on the Supreme Court’s precedential decision in ‘State of California v. a Bunch of Uppity Hos’.
This is the part where he finds out the court is NOT kidding………hopefully he will learn from it
Yes your honour. I am 23-0 against bitches. I promise to retire undefeated.
“Hey, Your Honor Man, all my client did was squeeze her breasts thusly. She had the unmitigated temerity to actually raise her voice. Your Honor, this is CHRIS BROWN we’re talking about. So he clocked her! Nothin’ wrong with that, right?”
can’t see the “I beat the bitch” tattoo too well
“Your Honor, my client is too much of a pussy to beat up a girl, this is well known. And we know that it takes a real man to beat a girl. Wait, do-over.”
Jesus. Chris Brown hasn’t even stood and his lawyer is already defending himself…
invisible katy perry
invisible jon hamm’s scrotum
invisible “bubba” getting his salad tossed – he prefers syrup
“I know what you’re thinking and just bear with me for a moment”
“If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit”
Why is he on probation? Rihanna says that’s her dream man and clearly wants him back. He’s not sorry and neither is she. I say, let them have each other. If Rihanna likes getting beaten half to death by this untalented douchebag, that’s her problem.
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Chris Brown at his probation progress report hearing in Los Angeles. (September 24, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN