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  1. Johnny P!

    Rhesus or Titi?
    Either way, an animal trying to copy human expression (in this case: ‘remorse’).

  2. SIN

    Mmmmm…Gonna get some good cock in prison.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    I bet the smug look was harder to remove for the court appearance than the blonde hair.

  4. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Pull the collar high enough, and the judge won’t see the POS tattoo. Hope he doesn’t follow me on Twitter!

  5. Two invisible boobs.

    And one you can see.

  6. EricLr

    And then, your honor, he was all like “No, no–don’t force me to defend myself, Rihanna!”

  7. “No Your Honor, I am not his attorney. I am his magician. As you can see, I have nothing hidden in my hands, yet I will attempt to pull from my ass something to convince you that he is a good man, who should be released from any further legal proceedings.”

  8. Your Honour, my client just gently smashed her head off the dashboard like this.

  9. biff

    If there was a thought bubble on top of Chris, it would say “meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow”

  10. mimi

    Like who don’t smoke pot!!!!
    There’s more important things in the world to worry about people!!!

  11. You’re honor, I beg of you to find my client innocent! Otherwise, he told me he would beat up my wife!

  12. ThisWillHurt

    Judge: Chris Brown, I find you guilty of violating probation. How do you plead?
    Chris: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P!
    Judge: . . . . stenographer, read back that last statement.

  13. Jocko Johnson

    Practicing the “Oops, I dropped the soap” face?

  14. cc

    Progress report ‘tattoo of battered victim on neck’.

  15. B&WMinstrel

    “Yes, if your honour so wishes. But the prosecution is going to need at least five minutes to round up a big enough mob for a proper lynching.”

  16. Mohawk Disco

    Even Chris Brown understood his attorney trying to use the Jedi mind trick on the judge was not a good sign.

  17. Dude

    Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk

  18. I sincerely hope this scene is in Chris Brown’s future. Please watch the video all the way through.

    • Bigalkie

      Being Atheist, I don’t usually believe in this stuff, but if we all pray hard enough, maybe this WILL happen to Chris ” woman beater ” Brown.

  19. Gabe Kaplan

    His attorney is explaining about how ‘”bitches have to learn” and if they don’t, how it is Chris Brown’s right to “choke a bitch’”.

  20. Mama Pinkus

    This is the part where he finds out the court is NOT kidding………hopefully he will learn from it

  21. Bigalkie

    Yes your honour. I am 23-0 against bitches. I promise to retire undefeated.

  22. “Hey, Your Honor Man, all my client did was squeeze her breasts thusly. She had the unmitigated temerity to actually raise her voice. Your Honor, this is CHRIS BROWN we’re talking about. So he clocked her! Nothin’ wrong with that, right?”

  23. Palemon Pappassmearus

    can’t see the “I beat the bitch” tattoo too well

  24. “Your Honor, my client is too much of a pussy to beat up a girl, this is well known. And we know that it takes a real man to beat a girl. Wait, do-over.”

  25. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Jesus. Chris Brown hasn’t even stood and his lawyer is already defending himself…

  26. jimbo

    invisible katy perry

  27. jones

    invisible jon hamm’s scrotum

  28. jorge

    invisible “bubba” getting his salad tossed – he prefers syrup

  29. donkeylicks

    “I know what you’re thinking and just bear with me for a moment”

  30. Fingerogd

    “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit”

  31. Why is he on probation? Rihanna says that’s her dream man and clearly wants him back. He’s not sorry and neither is she. I say, let them have each other. If Rihanna likes getting beaten half to death by this untalented douchebag, that’s her problem.

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