superficial

  1. Dude looks like he’s 45.

  2. The interviewer was like, “so you’re straight, right?”

  3. broduhjenner

    im guessing that shirt has his face on it. this guess is based on the spiky similarities.

  4. Beiber, this is your future.

  5. “I’m sorry you want me to point out to you on this doll where he touched me?”

  6. Josephus

    I’m guessing a special needs kid named Aaron made his t-shirt.

  7. EricLR

    The interviewer just asked him if he’s ashamed to wear that haircut at his age.

  8. What do you mean you don’t take a check?

  9. Beltliner

    I actually thought this was Joey Shithead at first… but then I thought “Why would Joey Shithead be on the Superficial?” and balance was restored to the universe.

  10. Cock Dr

    Big glasses of wine in the morning makes everything funny.

  11. Jenn

    This kid looks old, and he’s wearing makeup.

  12. Capn Obvious

    Meth is a hell of a drug.

    If you listen really closely, you can hear his last two remaining brain cells calling out to each other…in their last ditch desperate attempt to find each other and fire synapses one last time before the OD.

  13. It’s bad when the younger brother looks like the oldest brother.

  14. Was he the test subject for Breaking Bad?

  15. “Yo bitches, who’s down for some chili-p”.

  16. “I am not doing drugs!…until I get paid for this interview.”

  17. “No, really…I swear am a natural blonde.”

  18. “These pretzels are making me thirsty”

  19. BrokenBad

    Is Jeremy Irons auditioning for the role of Bart in the new Simpsons Movie?

  20. cc

    ‘How would my life look if I’d PLAYED MY CARDS RIGHT?!!!’

  21. martina

    “Why yes … yes, I AM a douche”

  22. This is how a 40-something becomes popular on the teen music scene. He steals a sweatshirt from a retarded grade schooler.

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