Appropriate airplane attire, obviously.
Considering what she wears to church, this is modest.
She seems a little over-dressed for the flight.
At least the detectors are set to plastic explosives and not plastic surgery.
I just looked up the word Skank in the Webster’s online dictionary and, not surprisingly, they were using this same photo.
The outfit is obviously for easy access when joining the mile-high club.
Why would anyone care what she’s wearing when they throw her off the plane from a mile high in the air?
Oh, so she can carry two gallons of silicone onto a plane, but I can’t have 4 ounces of shampoo? Where’s the fucking justice!
The poor guy at the security scanner has just seen things he can never, ever unsee.
Yeah and both of them have “Goodyear” written down the sides…
Someone has been shopping at Pamela Anderson’s yard sales.
At least we can tell she’s not flying in first class.
True. She’s flying “no class.”
Wherever did hubby-daddy find a onesie that big?
Dear England, please don’t send her back. With love, USA.
She seems overdressed for her Quinceanera.
Pick up a dumbell. Do some bodyweight squats. SOMETHING. Jesus.
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