Am I looking at a pudenda or a sanitary towel?
I love the word pudenda, it sounds so good with adjectives like ‘pulsating’ or in this case, ‘protruding.”
‘Pulsating pudenda’? You read porn written by David Cronenberg?
Maybe you should stop staring at Viggo’s flapping Hidalgo from Eastern Promises? Granted, it is a hard image to shake…
You putta pulsating pudenda on da protruding credenza. Bada bing bada boom, in her eye with you big pizza pie..that’s amore!
This page needs a camel toe section
Do you suppose a guy could shine my shoes in that?
Ineffective tuck is ineffective.
I suddenly want a happy meal
If I were hung like John Hamm, pants like these here are all I’d wear.
mmmm…. heart shaped labia. does that mean she loves me??
Oh look, it’s a little heart.
Suddenly my wardrobe doesn’t seem so bad…
Is that Ted or Care Bears on her tank top?
Oh look, her vagina is sayig “I heart you!”
How many smiles can you count in this picture?
Please, for god’s sake, someone Photoshop some curves on her waist.
The relevant question is “Has she waxed down there yet?”
She looks like she’s twelve.
That’s pretty much the whole hoof.
I have suddenly remembered that I left the garage door open when I left home for work this morning.
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