“Where did I leave the baby? And why is my purse crying and wiggling?”
Not pictured, an employee screaming: ‘Hey! You left you’re baby in here! Come back!! It’s hungry and it’s eating the entire store, employees included!!’
(“Mom I’d Like to Brain”)
Hey, she sure looks better than Jessica Simpson !!
I saw Jessica Simpson on a Weight Watchers commercial today and instantly fell in love with her. She’s still both gorgeous and cute and sounds like she’s more fun than men ought to be allowed to have.
The fact that Snooki was able to look like this after giving birth, and then comparing her to watch Jessica looks like, means that Snooki might actually be more intelligent than Jessica. Or at the very least, Snooki knew she wasn’t going to birth a 70lb fetus.
How in the fuck can you equate someone’s weight with their intelligence? Are you really that thin (and stupid)? Jessica Simpson is fucking wealthy as hell and could buy and sell Snooki a thousand times over. Just because she’s overweight doesn’t mean she lacks intelligence. Some of the most intelligent people I know — and have known over the years — were and are overweight.
She got her sexy figure back pretty quickly. Fuck Jessica Simpson.
If by “sexy figure” you mean “Weeble shape,” I agree.
it WAS a pretty low bar. Post pregnancy snapping back into shape is pretty easy when your shape is “troll”
Didn’t know she ever had a sexy figure.
doesn’t this bitch make some bank? why is she alway shopping at Mandee? I thought that place was for 15 year olds.
I know, right? I mean all this time, we all thought Snooki was smart and made good decisions!
She has the mental maturity of an 11-year old, so she actually is feeling very mature and grown-up shopping there.
She’s pretty tiny, so maybe she has a hard time finding clothing in adult clothing stores. Just sayin…
she may be short, but she is by no means tiny.
Right…so go into JC Penney and find a woman’s dress — in ANY size — for a woman who is 4’9″. Regardless of her girth, that is tiny!
Well it’s not like that baby is going to buy booze for himself.
Wow, she’s already lost all that pregnancy weight!
Or maybe she hasn’t?
I can’t fucking tell…
Someone should have extended the message of that shirt to “breed no evil”
So I’m not the only one thinking about that dark matter annihilation signature from the galactic centre
Party’s over. Please go away and never come back… and take your friends.
That radiance… That post-childbirth glow…
I think that’s actually sweat.
“I know what you’re thinking, which bag is my baby in? I’ll have you know i left him in the trunk so no one could steal him duh I’m not an idiot!”
I think her shoes are on backward.
She was fat before the pregnancy, she stayed fat during and now she’s back to her old fat self, without a pregnant belly so it may seem like an improvement.
Please tell that to Don Zaloog.
Still think she’s sexy. It’s her personality that’s the turn off.
My money’s on the baby’s either sweltering in the back seat of her car or in the trunk.
I think the cops towed her car with the baby inside.
Snooky is what Snooky does. Wait, it’s STUPID is what stupid does.
Yes, center skull, I know how you feel. I don’t want to have to look at this, either.
Those shoes do a nice job working WITH her cloven hooves.
“I got all this really neat-o stuff at Mandee, and these bags will make super mattress covers for the crib.”
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