superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    “Where did I leave the baby? And why is my purse crying and wiggling?”

  2. Sigfa

    Not pictured, an employee screaming: ‘Hey! You left you’re baby in here! Come back!! It’s hungry and it’s eating the entire store, employees included!!’

  3. it had to be said

    MILB
    (“Mom I’d Like to Brain”)

  4. Jack Ketch

    Hey, she sure looks better than Jessica Simpson !!

    • I saw Jessica Simpson on a Weight Watchers commercial today and instantly fell in love with her. She’s still both gorgeous and cute and sounds like she’s more fun than men ought to be allowed to have.

      • The fact that Snooki was able to look like this after giving birth, and then comparing her to watch Jessica looks like, means that Snooki might actually be more intelligent than Jessica. Or at the very least, Snooki knew she wasn’t going to birth a 70lb fetus.

      • How in the fuck can you equate someone’s weight with their intelligence? Are you really that thin (and stupid)? Jessica Simpson is fucking wealthy as hell and could buy and sell Snooki a thousand times over. Just because she’s overweight doesn’t mean she lacks intelligence. Some of the most intelligent people I know — and have known over the years — were and are overweight.

  5. She got her sexy figure back pretty quickly. Fuck Jessica Simpson.

  6. mrsmass

    doesn’t this bitch make some bank? why is she alway shopping at Mandee? I thought that place was for 15 year olds.

  7. EricLr

    Well it’s not like that baby is going to buy booze for himself.

  8. Johnny P!

    Wow, she’s already lost all that pregnancy weight!
    Or maybe she hasn’t?
    I can’t fucking tell…

  9. Someone should have extended the message of that shirt to “breed no evil”

  10. B&WMinstrel

    So I’m not the only one thinking about that dark matter annihilation signature from the galactic centre

  11. Party’s over. Please go away and never come back… and take your friends.

  12. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    That radiance… That post-childbirth glow…

    Wait.

  13. “I know what you’re thinking, which bag is my baby in? I’ll have you know i left him in the trunk so no one could steal him duh I’m not an idiot!”

  14. RobN

    I think her shoes are on backward.

  15. Crissy

    She was fat before the pregnancy, she stayed fat during and now she’s back to her old fat self, without a pregnant belly so it may seem like an improvement.

  16. Old Shakespear

    My money’s on the baby’s either sweltering in the back seat of her car or in the trunk.

  17. Marlyn

    Snooky is what Snooky does. Wait, it’s STUPID is what stupid does.

  18. Yes, center skull, I know how you feel. I don’t want to have to look at this, either.

  19. Jethrie

    Those shoes do a nice job working WITH her cloven hooves.

  20. “I got all this really neat-o stuff at Mandee, and these bags will make super mattress covers for the crib.”

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