superficial

  1. I’m not buying what they’re selling.

  2. Mr. Popfarts

    No Boom Boom for Soul Brotha. Soul Brotha too boo-coo!!! Too Boo-Coo!!

  3. DeucePickle

    Even he’s laughing at how over dressed he is for the beach.

  4. it had to be said

    S’up, bitches?

  5. Inner Retard

    You can smile all you want guys. I know that look from experience. No, they wouldn’t.

  6. LL Cool J thought bubble: “I’m gonna tear that brown ass up!”

    Chris O’Donnell thought bubble: Oh God Damn it, I got sand in my shoe. CUT!

  7. Fishbone

    You had me at “I represent Queens she was raised outta Brooklyn”

  8. EricLr

    “LL Cool J and Chris O’Donnell”

    Is this story a repost from the 90′s?

  9. Blonde girl thought bubble: OMG, Magic Johnson was just checking us out! Ew!

  10. cc

    “Geesh, why doesn’t it say anywhere in the script ‘the guys bone two chicks they meet at the beach’”

  11. “Yeah, you know you want that shit bouncin’ off me!”

  12. Blech

    LL… Thank you, Fish.

  13. Hello, petite taste of honey.
    Hellllll….o. Um, you…

  14. Why is Mrs. Kobe Bryant at the beach, instead of spending Kobe’s guilt-money?

  15. Jman

    No? Hahahaha, you better be in my trailer after this shot or you’ll be working the streets next.

  16. pipedreamer

    “Mama said Bang You Out!”

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    ” Are you so broke that you could only buy your bathing suit for 1/2 off and left your pants as a down payment?”

  18. tlmck

    Brunette girl ain’t half bad.

  19. ♪ ♫ When I’m alone in my room— ♪ ♫
    That’s Room 507 at the Chateau Marmont. 5-0-7. Chateau Marmont.
    ♪ ♫ “I need love… ♪ ♫

  20. journalschism

    Hollywood always makes sure there’s an ethnic chick for the black guy to look at. God forbid it was two white chicks he was oogling. 53% of the nation couldn’t handle it.

  21. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    “I’m going to pretend your p- is a robber so I can beat it up!!!”

  22. Martina

    “Chris, let’s show these 2 our trailers”

  23. “I’d beat that up if she broke into my house. You know, with my penis.”

  24. EZ-B

    “Nah, Chris, I’m tellin’ you we got a shot. Them girls is too young to remember you were in ‘Batman Forever’ and I was in ‘Deep Blue Sea.’”

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