The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.18.12
Jon Hamm, his penis (seriously if you use the zoom function I swear to God you can make out the faintest outline and Larry David on the set of Clear History in Andover, MA. (September 17, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Man, dude-in-the-back, jealousy is an ugly thing…
Love Married with Children
Seriously, that guy needs to work on his poker face.
Guy in the back: How come mine isn’t that big?!
Larry: “So how’s that penis treating you?”
Jon: “Pretty good. Pretty good”
Pretty… prettyyyyyy… prettyyy.. pretty good.
“Well, I am happy to see you . . . “
It looks like his right hand is skeletal.
This picture needs more plaid.
I wonder if Mr Hamm ever goes to the beach.
If so I hope the paps are there with their best camera equipment.
I want to see that puppy in the FLESH.
The guy behind him just found out that his wife had received her Christmas Hamm early.
After the last pic, I bet you looked at his junk first!
That’s a face that says, “I have a larger penis than you.”
He kinda looks like Tobey Maquire. If Tobey Maguire went through puberty.
So when’s the Hamm vs. Fassbender Wang-off?
Hamm: Mr. David, I’m so excited to meet you!
David: So you are!
“Left ball in the corner pocket!”
While everyone is zooming in on this one guy’s penis, no one is taking notice about the other guy, in front of him, who HAS NO ASS and the one, behind him, who HAS NO UPPER LIP. Focus, people, focus.
God, I’m so sick of this guy and his giant penis. “Look at me, I’m rich, famous, incredibly good looking, I have a huge wang and my last name is Hamm. Would you like some Christmas Hammmmm?” Fuck you God. No offense.
The guy in the back is more interesting.