John Travolta at the premiere of Savages in Berlin. (September 17, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Creepy bisexual dude!!
Don’t give up, someday your prince will come.
He is seriously morphing into Bela Lugosi. I wonder if too much dick does that.
Just a moment, I have to spit something out.
Ugh… and very funny.
Now wait just a minute! Gay can be interpreted in many different ways.
I think John may have just tasted his own finger.
You take your longest finger…
Just one at a time now, I think I’m getting hereroids.
Maybe you could look up the correct spelling. Third time’s a charm!
Somewhere in the world a crying male masseuse just took another cold shower.
One cock to my room please!
When did Spock go gay?
When they cast Zachary Quinto.
Right after Sulu.
It appears that Ms. Travolta may be executing both the gay-snap AND the gay-finger-wag in one fluid motion. Bravo!
“That’s MISTER Helmet to you, pal!”
Oh shit, he’s about to do the Vulcan mind-meld!
“and the number of the day is ONE!”
Most cock-ring to butt-plug chains are worn INSIDE the trousers but outside is okay I guess.
“One – AH! AH! – one masseuse isn’t lying.”
I find his new look… highly illogical.
“Go ahead…ask me which way to madame tussauds one more time”
That’s the dumbest football helmet ever.
One minute, I have only one goddam minute before this hairpaint starts running down my face. gotta go.
This is all you need for an effective massage. Just this. Why is this so hard to understand??
“almost there… now raise the other three fingers, keeping the second and third fingers separated.”
Oh no he didn’t!
The Sesame Street Count is NOT DEAD!!!
“John! John! How many fists were in you during the massage?”
“And that’s how I do the shocker!”
All he needs is a white suit and start telling us life is like a box of thetans you never know which or how many you’re gonna get, and all will be complete.
“Everybody gets ONE gay vulcan joke.”
“ONE. In the stink. Two in the…..hm. Let’s just make that THREE in the stink. Now come over here and put em in me!”
“Smell my finger.”
“It doesnt smell like Kelly? Shit – smell this one.”
Must be the gay signal for “Live long and prosper”.
Takes a lot of effort to keep that pinky finger down in public.
Spock’s gay brother, Spackle.
There can only be one Sweathog! I’m coming for you next Boom Boom
Ms Travolta is looking quite butch these days, RAWWRR!
Pop quiz, hotshot: how many X chromosomes do you prefer?
Today’s scent is . . . Eau de Masseur.
He looks just like a mandrill.
“Blowjobs are $3.00, but only one customer at a time…”
“Live long and proctor”
Fucking sock monkey
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to audition for ‘Swingers 2,’ set in 1997 where wallet chains are still cool.”
“One: cut a hole in a box.”
Mr Travolta, how many times have you slept with your wife?
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