1. tom

    Creepy bisexual dude!!

  2. FudgeSticks

    He is seriously morphing into Bela Lugosi. I wonder if too much dick does that.

  3. Ruth

    Just a moment, I have to spit something out.

  4. Inner Retard

    Now wait just a minute! Gay can be interpreted in many different ways.

  5. InkyBlack

    I think John may have just tasted his own finger.

  6. You take your longest finger…

  7. SIN

    Just one at a time now, I think I’m getting hereroids.

  8. SIN

    Hemerroids

  9. leesigh3

    Somewhere in the world a crying male masseuse just took another cold shower.

  10. Dr. Cocksider

    One cock to my room please!

  11. When did Spock go gay?

  12. JennywithaY

    It appears that Ms. Travolta may be executing both the gay-snap AND the gay-finger-wag in one fluid motion. Bravo!

  13. Deacon Jones

    “That’s MISTER Helmet to you, pal!”

  14. EricLr

    Oh shit, he’s about to do the Vulcan mind-meld!

  15. Emma Watson's Vagina

    “and the number of the day is ONE!”

  16. Burp Reynolds

    Most cock-ring to butt-plug chains are worn INSIDE the trousers but outside is okay I guess.

  17. “One – AH! AH! – one masseuse isn’t lying.”

  18. Johnny P!

    I find his new look… highly illogical.

  19. “Go ahead…ask me which way to madame tussauds one more time”

  20. cc

    That’s the dumbest football helmet ever.

  21. One minute, I have only one goddam minute before this hairpaint starts running down my face. gotta go.

  22. your mom

    This is all you need for an effective massage. Just this. Why is this so hard to understand??

  23. PZ

    “almost there… now raise the other three fingers, keeping the second and third fingers separated.”

  24. Kelsey

    Oh no he didn’t!

  25. Voicer

    The Sesame Street Count is NOT DEAD!!!
    ONE…
    TWOooooo…

  26. “John! John! How many fists were in you during the massage?”

  27. “And that’s how I do the shocker!”

  28. JK

    All he needs is a white suit and start telling us life is like a box of thetans you never know which or how many you’re gonna get, and all will be complete.

  29. K-Tron

    “Everybody gets ONE gay vulcan joke.”

  30. Jack

    “ONE. In the stink. Two in the…..hm. Let’s just make that THREE in the stink. Now come over here and put em in me!”

  31. Turd Ferguson

    “Smell my finger.”

    “It doesnt smell like Kelly? Shit – smell this one.”

  32. Snack pack

    Stiiiiiiink Fingerrrrrrrrrrr

  33. tlmck

    Must be the gay signal for “Live long and prosper”.

  34. Takes a lot of effort to keep that pinky finger down in public.

  35. lori

    Spock’s gay brother, Spackle.

  36. Vlad

    There can only be one Sweathog! I’m coming for you next Boom Boom

  37. Jaariel

    Ms Travolta is looking quite butch these days, RAWWRR!

  38. Jon

    Pop quiz, hotshot: how many X chromosomes do you prefer?

  39. Today’s scent is . . . Eau de Masseur.

  40. shill

    He looks just like a mandrill.

  41. “Blowjobs are $3.00, but only one customer at a time…”

  42. mbcl

    “Live long and proctor”

  43. ZZZ

    Fucking sock monkey

  44. EZ-B

    “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to audition for ‘Swingers 2,’ set in 1997 where wallet chains are still cool.”

  45. Josephus

    “One: cut a hole in a box.”

  46. CJA

    felt pelt

  47. Mr Travolta, how many times have you slept with your wife?

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