1. InkyBlack

    Out of the way fatty!

  2. My mother always told me:

    Looking into a fat lady’s ear is like looking into the anus of God.

  3. Inner Retard

    I had your picture tattooed in my ear in the shape of a cake. Wink-wink!

  4. it had to be said

    My brain says “wrong hole” but their faces say “I’m game.”

  5. If you put your ear up to it, you can hear fat.

  6. I just got through watching seasons 3 & 4 of True Blood and all I have to say about him is, he’s a sexy motherfucker. That show is full of them.

  7. EricLr

    I would like to challenge Jake Gyllenhaal, Shia Labeouf, and Jared Leto to a beard duel! Winner to receive the legendary Fedora of Supreme Douchiness! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

  8. I'mCool

    Joe: “Yeah, I *do* hear it. But I thought it was saying, ‘Do NOT,’ not ‘donut’.”

  9. Johnny P!

    Chick: “Would you like to go out on a date with me, Mr. Mangianello?”
    Joe: “Huh? Sorry, I don’t speak ‘fat’”

  10. B&WMinstrel

    “I’m down here Beardy”

  11. “Did you just call me Joe Mangina fatty?”

  12. “Like that, Mr. Manganiello?”
    “I’m not saying I like it, but I”m not telling you to stop either.”

  13. cc

    Look! A Steelers fan!

  14. tlmck

    So I take it “End Of Watch” is a movie about beards?

  15. Old Shakespear

    Joe wishes his date would lose a few lbs and wear clothes fitting the occasion but he just cant quit a bitch with a second vaj on the side of her head and a third arm coming out of her back.

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    Joe Manganiello is still waiting for and answer to his question “Do fries come with that shake?”

  17. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/18/truebutt-340_453.jpg[/img]

  18. Face pubes seem to be this season’s scarf/fedoras.

  19. Jethrie

    The two were drawn together by forces stronger than fate. He lusted for her soft, slick folds of side fat, her crudely drawn eyebrows, the stained Walmart shirts. She, the more sensual of the two lovers, was drawn mistakenly by what she believed to be cool whip in his beard.

  20. donkeylicks

    This was the scene right before Carol Anne got sucked into her roles, Poltergeist was a scary movie.

  21. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Is he weighing up whether he shoud make her his new beard?

  22. “Are you sure you don’t want to? I’ll let you do it in my butt…”

  23. I love this sexy, sexy man.

  24. kittenmittensmascotmeow

    yea , you and the rest of the female population .

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