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  1. The Most Interesting Man In The World

    I don’t always bang country starlets, but when I do, I make sure they write a song about me when I kick ‘em to the curb.

  2. AZ

    Myspace pic?

  3. Apparently the original Brawny Man secretly sired a child in 1980.

  4. Inner Retard

    Still as dull as ever.

  5. Johnny P!

    Hey, Jake… why the long face?

  6. Can I stand up now, Mr. Cruise? My knees are starting to hurt.

  7. “Stay douche-y, my friends”

  8. B&WMinstrel

    Some time between midnight and four am last night local business ‘Cut and Curls’ was broken in to and the entire stock was taken. Police need to identify this man.

  9. cc

    d’Artagnan has FINALLY upgraded his wardrobe.

  10. Every meteor should strive to see this look in person.

  11. His time with Bear Grylls had more of an affect on him than intended…

  12. Did Spencer Tracy do the lighting for this shoot? Seriously, this is like a 1950s glamor shot.

  13. K-Tron

    He kind of looks Guy Smiley with a beard.

  14. Swearin

    He looks like he’s about to pretend to be a god so he can conquer the Aztecs…while wearing a suit.

  15. jimbo

    your move Leto boys

  16. Crissy

    Looks like a dog!… best I’ve got!

  17. Turd Ferguson

    Where is his dog, Cornelius?

  18. Barry Gibb biopic in the making?

  19. Audrina

    I hate to sound vulgar, but it looks like some hipster just took a dump all over his face.

  20. Ana

    Colonel Sanders?

  21. Jonesy

    Did Dennis Rodman get a job shooting the stars? Jake looks scared man. Jake looks scared.

  22. “I don’t always do movies, but when I do, I make sure to put everyone to sleep.”
    Signed,
    - The Least Interesting Man in The World

  23. Apparently this guy’s barber went to the Penn Badgley School of Hair Styling…

  24. I think the caption’s wrong. It should read:
    “Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of ‘To Catch a Predator’”

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